# Night of the Living Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 13, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389 "2001-07-13T17:15:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/1 "2001-07-13T17:15:22Z")

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I just love this thread:

What do you do at a bad movie?  
BEER!!!

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/2 "2001-07-13T17:54:43Z")

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This may be a stupid question but just what is a Sequential thread title? I have been on the boards for a little over a year. I have seen it refered to many times but have never asked.

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/3 "2001-07-13T18:50:48Z")

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Possible abuse: What should I do?  
Please don’t buy helium balloons.

(there’s something weird, insensitve, and very funny about that combination)

Hey Amp, It’s easy. Go to any SD message board and look down the list of thread titles, see if any sequential titles make sense, or are at least funny when paired.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/4 "2001-07-13T19:19:52Z")

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OK, how about:

**Five Dollar Blowjob**  
**Who Moved My Cheese**

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/5 "2001-07-13T19:30:59Z")

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Least romantic thing a man/woman could say?  
Pizza, pizza, who’s got the best pizza?

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/6 "2001-07-13T20:35:15Z")

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All of these came from one reload of IMHO:

Night of the Living Sequential Thread Titles  
How Many Is Too Many?

Music and it’s [sic] role in your life  
Your most-hated song RIGHT NOW

Who Moved My Cheese  
When taking a picture of Mickey Mouse at Disney World…

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/7 "2001-07-13T20:51:07Z")

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And here’s another, from MPSIMS:

Five Dollar Blowjob  
Really stupid things you did that turned out really well

Also, I thought this was funny, in a sick way:

TMI menstruation question  
If you don’t hear from me for a while …

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/8 "2001-07-13T22:21:41Z")

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Please tell me what to enjoy

In light of the recent shark attack…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/9 "2001-07-14T01:32:05Z")

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From IMHO:

How do you get rid of hiccups… for real?!  
BEER!!!

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**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/10 "2001-07-14T02:20:50Z")

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what concerts have you been to?  
please tell me what to enjoy

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/11 "2001-07-14T03:01:33Z")

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How many home runs will Barry Bonds hit this season?  
How Many is Too Many?

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/12 "2001-07-14T03:03:02Z")

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Would you discriminate against an armless man?  
When taking a picture of Mickey Mouse at Disney World…

American foodstuffs - a few questions  
Pizza, pizza, who’s got the best pizza?

Least romantic thing a man/woman could say?  
We picked a Honeymoon spot!

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/13 "2001-07-14T05:00:04Z")

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Who moved my cheese?

Have you moved a lot?

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/14 "2001-07-14T06:02:43Z")

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Here In IMHO:

The Devil went down to Georgia  
Politicians you admire?

Just thought that was pretty humorous.

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/15 "2001-07-14T12:24:25Z")

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IMHO:

Least romantic thing a man/woman could say?  
Who Moved My Cheese

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/16 "2001-07-15T02:46:50Z")

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I think I need a good laxative…

mmm…penis

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/17 "2001-07-15T04:44:02Z")

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I have to change my screen name, any suggestions?  
Least romantic thing a man/woman could say

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/18 "2001-07-15T06:27:11Z")

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Mmm… Beer… What’s your fave brew?

Pizza, pizza, who’s got the best pizza?

BEER!!!

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/19 "2001-10-01T00:31:29Z")

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_Found at the top of the General Questions list:_  
Ladies: Help me with a BJ

Why do we have lips?

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**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-of-the-living-sequential-thread-titles/72389/20 "2001-10-01T00:36:21Z")

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From the Pit:

Damn you Scylla!!!  
YOUR COCK SO BIG IT SCARES PEOPLE!  
From IMHO:

Ask the fat guy!  
Ever seen a celebrity take a pee?

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