# Night-restricted Flexibility ;) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468 "2000-10-03T09:02:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/1 "2000-10-03T09:02:11Z")
Alright: My new sister, Meghan (almost 17) walks by my room one Saturday afternoon, and what does she see in the wee morning hours (around 1pm or so - wee morning hours for ME anyway)??? My underweared ass sticking up in the air.šŸ™‚ Mmmā€¦underweared ass. Anyway, She comes closer, looking to make sure I was okay - and geez, my right foot was perpendicular to my face and my ass was waving about in the chilly morning air. Can you believe that? And to top this little escapade off, about a half hour later Meghan comes a-strolling back up the hall, looks in my room - - there I am, in the same exact position, except on my back this time. How the hell did that all happen? Hee, hee - AND WHY CANā€™T I BE THAT FLEXIBLE DURING THE DAY??? Well,thatā€™s what I get for being stoned off my ass before going to bed, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/2 "2000-10-03T09:22:20Z")
Iā€™ve woken up in some pretty interesting positions, but thatā€™s one Iā€™ve yet to find myself in. šŸ™‚ BTW, your wee hours sound a lot like my wee hours. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/3 "2000-10-03T11:41:59Z")
I told you not to dream about ballet! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/4 "2000-10-05T05:42:28Z")
And how come Iā€™ve never seen this?!? ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/5 "2000-10-05T06:17:28Z")
Iā€™ll second Monster. MMmmā€¦ flexibility and underwearā€¦ ā€“Tim ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/6 "2000-10-05T07:53:33Z")
ā€¦And chilly morning airā€¦ (See, poetry writes itself.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/7 "2000-10-05T21:22:53Z")
And someone whoā€™s named both her breasts . . . ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/8 "2000-10-06T05:11:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And someone whoā€™s named both her breasts . . . \*\* LOL!!! Well, how could I dare let them go through life without an identity of their own? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/9 "2000-10-06T05:14:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And someone whoā€™s named both her breasts . . . \*\* Though of course it would be far more strange if sheā€™d named just oneā€¦ šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/10 "2000-10-06T05:19:57Z")
Underwear? Who wears underwear to sleep? Ugh, thatā€™s just damned uncomfortable for me. Then again, any clothes while sleeping is. But I do wonder why Iā€™m more flexible in the late hours than in the regular ones also. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/11 "2000-10-06T05:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Underwear? Who wears underwear to sleep? Ugh, thatā€™s just damned uncomfortable for me. Then again, any clothes while sleeping is. But I do wonder why Iā€™m more flexible in the late hours than in the regular ones also. \*\* Besides slumbering with an unfurnished basement **ssskuggiii** my dear, youā€™ll find that itā€™s better to be that flexible late at night. Trust me, itā€™s more fun that way. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/12 "2000-10-06T08:29:33Z")
Iā€™m just wondering if you were trying to attain a higher form of unconsciousness by attempting yoga positions in your sleep. Iā€™ve woken up in weird positions, too, but I canā€™t remember a time when I had my ass in the air. Well, of course thereā€™s been times when Iā€™ve been awake and my assā€¦ uhā€¦ nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/13 "2000-10-06T08:52:19Z")
I fell asleep on the night of my birthday lying backwards off the edge of the bed. I was woken 6 hours later, I was still in the same position. I swear, my back was bent 90 degrees the wrong way. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/14 "2000-10-06T13:51:17Z")
I fell asleep once on my stomach with both arms folded underneath my chest. Needless to say, when I woke up I had two dead, useless arms, and couldnā€™t roll myself over. I had to shout for my sister to come in and roll me over. Needless to say, she had a hell of a time pinning me down and slapping me senseless about the head and body with my two useless appendeges (sp?). We were such a loving family. And if youā€™re wondering how in the world could my younger sister pin me, keep in mind thatā€™s sheā€™s 6ā€™4" and about 170 pounds of pure muscle. Sheā€™s a fucking amazon. ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/15 "2000-10-08T02:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Underwear? Who wears underwear to sleep? Ugh, thatā€™s just damned uncomfortable for me. Then again, any clothes while sleeping is. But I do wonder why Iā€™m more flexible in the late hours than in the regular ones also. \*\* šŸ™‚ Wellā€¦since I normally refuse most type of ā€œcoverageā€ upon sleeping, Meghan was very lucky this was one of those rare nights in which I DID wear my PJā€™sā€¦hee, heeā€¦Otherwise, there could have been problems. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/16 "2000-10-08T03:55:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleStar \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > \*\*And someone whoā€™s named both her breasts . . . \*\* > > LOL!!! Well, how could I dare let them go through life without an identity of their own? šŸ˜‰ \*\* Well if they have their own identities, then it seems kind of rude that they havenā€™t been officially intoduced to the board. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/17 "2000-10-08T04:00:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleStar \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*Underwear? Who wears underwear to sleep? Ugh, thatā€™s just damned uncomfortable for me. Then again, any clothes while sleeping is. But I do wonder why Iā€™m more flexible in the late hours than in the regular ones also. \*\* > > šŸ™‚ Wellā€¦since I normally refuse most type of ā€œcoverageā€ upon sleeping, Meghan was very lucky this was one of those rare nights in which I DID wear my PJā€™sā€¦hee, heeā€¦Otherwise, there could have been problems. \*\* See, this is why I sleep with my door closed and everyone who stays at my house and not in my room knows not to disturb me. ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/18 "2000-10-08T07:17:29Z")
\*\* [/QUOTE] Well if they have their own identities, then it seems kind of rude that they havenā€™t been officially intoduced to the board. šŸ˜‰ \*\* [/QUOTE] Hmmā€¦you have quite a good point there. I might just have to follow through on that oneā€¦ (evil grin) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/night-restricted-flexibility/35468/19 "2000-10-08T07:24:58Z")
For you, my little wolfman ;): [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41435](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41435) Hey, Enjoy!!!