# Nipple Question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nipple-question/93146>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 13, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nipple-question/93146 "2001-11-13T17:31:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nipple-question/93146/21 "2001-11-14T06:10:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
> \*\*If I lost my nipples through some mishap could I replace them with BEAUTIFUL DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS! \*\*

Thank you **astro** , just the expression I was searching for.

Ah, those heady days of [July](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69740).  
Can it have been just a few short months ago?

Nipples? I laugh at your nipples. Ha Ha Ha Ha .

I see your nipples and raise them one pair of hands.

RedHOOKS

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**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nipple-question/93146/22 "2001-11-14T06:21:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by milo\_minderbinder \*  
> \*\*Ah, where’s Bob Geldof when you need him? Shooting his mouth off and saving some fish, no doubt. 😃
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> milo \*\*

Don’t you mean [**Bob Vila**](http://www.bobvila.com/). 😃

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nipple-question/93146/23 "2001-11-14T07:05:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Royal Sampler \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix \*  
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> > > your fingernails grow back if ripped off… \*\*
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> > Yeah, but your nipples don’t grow continuously.  
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> Neither do your eyebrows, but hey, they grow back.\*\*

Yeah they do. Eye brow hairs are constantly falling out and being replaced.

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