# Nixon and Brezhnev were mammals, you know....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265 "2012-01-31T03:31:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/1 "2012-01-31T03:31:33Z")

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…and if you didn’t, Wikipedia would be the first to tell you: [Mammal - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal)

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/2 "2012-01-31T04:03:45Z")

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Well . . . they had to show _ **somebody** _~~~

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/3 "2012-01-31T04:07:29Z")

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That is incorrect. Nixon was a reptile, Brezhnev was a dinosaur.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/4 "2012-01-31T04:09:07Z")

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I think it would similarly appropriate for Leonid and Tricky Dicky to illustrate the article on the [Ape](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape).

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/5 "2012-01-31T04:12:22Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> That is incorrect. Nixon was a reptile, Brezhnev was a dinosaur.

No, taxonomically speaking they are synapsids, not sauropsids, in spite of the superficial resemblance.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/6 "2012-01-31T04:52:49Z")

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Dan Fielding was also a mammal.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/7 "2012-01-31T06:47:32Z")

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Seems like it would have been more appropriate to include Dolly Parton.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/8 "2012-01-31T07:00:38Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> That is incorrect. Nixon was a reptile, Brezhnev was a dinosaur.

“I’m not a reptile. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.”

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/9 "2012-01-31T09:39:50Z")

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Squee! Pangolin. Cute little mammal-reptile. I’d totally get one if they weren’t super illegal. It’s in plus sign with the eats-babies-leaders, along with screaming-death-opossum, scary-ass-elephant seal, and creepy-golden-mole-thingy.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/10 "2012-01-31T11:27:15Z")

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[Nous sont tout de mammafere](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51223)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/11 "2012-01-31T12:40:55Z")

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…that’s why they did it like they did on the Discovery Channel.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/12 "2012-01-31T19:15:35Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Dan Fielding was also a mammal.

Heh, now _that’s_ not an obscure line from an ancient sitcom that nobody remembers. 🙂

So what if I use it whenever I can when I’m having trouble thinking of something nice to say about someone.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/13 "2012-01-31T20:11:21Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> …So what if I use it whenever I can when I’m having trouble thinking of something nice to say about someone.

“So, Bob… you’re… uh… you’re certainly looking very bipedal this morning!”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/14 "2012-01-31T20:14:37Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> “So, Bob… you’re… uh… you’re certainly looking very bipedal this morning!”

I compliment women on their mammalian features all the time.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/15 "2012-01-31T20:19:52Z")

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It could be true, but I’m going to need a better cite than Wikipedia before I believe it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/16 "2012-01-31T20:49:55Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I compliment women on their mammalian features all the time.

And when they slap you, I daresay your skin displays a blush response.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/17 "2012-02-01T00:16:16Z")

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…and the taxon has been trying to live it down ever since.

> [@Ludovic](#):
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> …that’s why they did it like they did on the Discovery Channel.

Now that’s a disturbing mental picture…

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/18 "2012-02-01T00:46:31Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> Squee! Pangolin. Cute little mammal-reptile. I’d totally get one if they weren’t super illegal. It’s in plus sign with the eats-babies-leaders, along with screaming-death-opossum, scary-ass-elephant seal, and creepy-golden-mole-thingy.

And the elephant shrew is dead last. Typical.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/19 "2012-02-01T02:53:20Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> And the elephant shrew is dead last. Typical.

You Macroscelids are always complaining. At least you’re not a Xenarthran! 😛

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nixon-and-brezhnev-were-mammals-you-know/611265/20 "2012-02-01T03:09:20Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> That is incorrect. Nixon was a reptile, Brezhnev was a dinosaur.

My friends in the Repto-American and the Saurian-American communities tell me there is no way we Mammals are going to foist Nixon and Brezhnev on them, however accurate it may be metaphorically.

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