# NJ Adolph Hitler update **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080 "2013-06-03T23:51:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/41 "2013-06-08T02:22:10Z")
“And find me someplace I can rent bombers by the hour.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/42 "2013-06-08T02:37:53Z")
Just don’t tell him there’s a place in Minnesota where he can rent a tank by the hour… ---
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/43 "2013-06-08T03:22:57Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I bet I know what tea kettle this guy owns. I laughed right out loud. Nicely done. 😉 Once in a while, toads take on a human form. The gross people get all of the publicity, but I take comfort in the belief that this behavior is an outlier. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/44 "2013-12-30T15:07:08Z")
Newest [update](http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2013/12/neo-nazi_father_from_nj_demands_social_workers_return_his_child.html#incart_river_default). Herr Campbell got yet another woman pregnant and she gave birth to a baby girl. Named her Eva Braun. Of course. This kid has also been taken away, this time by Pennsylvania. Jackass keeps saying that the only reason why the kids were taken away is because of his politics. Knowing how things work around here I know that is not the case. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/45 "2013-12-30T16:51:06Z")
Chicks go nuts for a guy in uniform. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/46 "2013-12-30T17:53:38Z")
This is an example of why I’m not against forced sterilization. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/47 "2013-12-30T17:55:14Z")
With a weed whacker if necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/48 "2013-12-30T18:44:51Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I bet I know what tea kettle this guy owns. I don’t get this. Can someone please explain? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/49 "2013-12-30T18:45:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I bet I know what tea kettle this guy owns. > [@Spiff](#): > > I don’t get this. > > Can someone please explain? [Explanation here.](http://business.time.com/2013/05/29/jcpenneys-hitler-tea-kettle-sells-out-online/) ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/50 "2013-12-30T18:58:22Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > [Explanation here.](http://business.time.com/2013/05/29/jcpenneys-hitler-tea-kettle-sells-out-online/) Ah, yes. Now I remember. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/51 "2013-12-30T19:22:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Campbell now has nine children with five different women. Dear heavens. He’s actually managed to find five women who are not only willing to have sex with him but are willing to spawn by him? I’m not sure I can unboggle enough to finish my day at work. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/52 "2013-12-30T19:27:04Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Dear heavens. He’s actually managed to find five women who are not only willing to have sex with him but are willing to spawn by him? Of course. They wrote a whole song about it. _The Campbells Are Coming_. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/53 "2013-12-30T20:56:56Z")
Didn’t those in the SS wear their eagles on their sleeves, while the other services wore them over their right breast pockets? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/54 "2013-12-31T02:37:55Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Didn’t those in the SS wear their eagles on their sleeves, while the other services wore them over their right breast pockets? 😕 I think you’re right, although there were probably exceptions: SS: [Tumblr: Image](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscn5alqXm1qg5z8jo1_500.jpg) Waffen-SS: [http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f226/430178d1361063906-waffen-ss-beheading-axe-circa-1944-waffen-ss-rottenfuhrer-jacket-complete-insignia-including-ss-shoulder-tab.jpg](http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f226/430178d1361063906-waffen-ss-beheading-axe-circa-1944-waffen-ss-rottenfuhrer-jacket-complete-insignia-including-ss-shoulder-tab.jpg) Wehrmacht: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Bundesarchiv\_Bild\_101I-219-0597-10,\_Josef\_Niemitz.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-219-0597-10,_Josef_Niemitz.jpg) Luftwaffe: [http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/uniforms\_firearms/uniforms/luft\_cufftitles/Immelmann/immel\_noller\_portrait.JPG](http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/uniforms_firearms/uniforms/luft_cufftitles/Immelmann/immel_noller_portrait.JPG) Kriegsmarine: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Bundesarchiv\_Bild\_101II-MW-0434-05A,\_Günter\_Lütjens.jpg/225px-Bundesarchiv\_Bild\_101II-MW-0434-05A,\_Günter\_Lütjens.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101II-MW-0434-05A,_G%C3%BCnter_L%C3%BCtjens.jpg/225px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_101II-MW-0434-05A,_G%C3%BCnter_L%C3%BCtjens.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Werekoala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7993a0/32.png) [@Werekoala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Werekoala)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/55 "2013-12-31T02:50:17Z")
The worst part, of course, is that he was smoking a cigarette when he showed up for court. ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/56 "2013-12-31T04:24:39Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Dear heavens. He’s actually managed to find five women who are not only willing to have sex with him but are willing to spawn by him? > > I’m not sure I can unboggle enough to finish my day at work. There really is someone out there for everyone! Seriously, though, I find it so depressing to know that the stupidest and most dysfunctional people seem to be the ones who have the most kids. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/57 "2014-01-01T03:49:36Z")
Fertility is not dependent on wisdom. More’s the pity. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/58 "2014-01-01T08:49:29Z")
I know they are just trying to be nice but you really have to be careful when they give you a used suit for a job interview. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/59 "2014-01-01T15:07:44Z")
Childhood abuse - the gift that keeps on giving. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/60 "2014-01-01T19:19:17Z")
I’m back to elaborate. When I read these kinds of threads sometimes I feel frustrated that people can’t see the larger picture. Chances are good Mr. Nazi wasn’t born a monster. If you could even call him that for the information we’ve been given regarding his behavior. I’d say there are plenty of people who have never been investigated who are more deserving of having their children removed from their homes. What happened to him as a little, defenseless boy to bend him this way? Was it his father? If so, what happened to his father as a defenseless little boy? Sometimes it amazes me that we aren’t all hopelessly bent considering the amount of crap we all deal with while we’re growing up. But some of us are more mistreated, or more fragile, or more seriously damaged than others of us. Some abused children even become champions of the downtrodden. It didn’t work that way for this man. And more’s the tragedy for his children, multiple wives and himself. As I read here I wondered how many variations of the angry comments this man had heard from his family and mentors in his life. More of same. Don’t dare say I defend child abuse. It’s just that without some understanding of the power and vastness of scope we can hardly ever work up enough tolerance to help heal it. Maybe it’s easier to condemn than to understand? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080.md?page=4)