# NJ Adolph Hitler update **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080 "2013-06-03T23:51:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/81 "2014-11-13T17:30:24Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Sometimes I am such a douchebag. I don’t know what I was thinking with that post. Usually, even if I realize I shouldn’t have said something, I at least know where I was coming from. Not so here. > > Sorry, **Loach**. It was completely uncalled for. Step 9? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/82 "2014-11-13T20:41:53Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Yes, a real “Goering Getter”, der fuhrer preferred dancing to Doenitz. It’s widely known that Doenitz was the only Nazi who could dance better than the Fuehrer. Hitler would get so jealous he wouldn’t let Doenitz enter the dance hall while he was there. But the Admiral would get the last laugh by putting on a spectacular dance show right outside. Hitler would get so mad; the next day he’d be complaining “There I was showing off my best moves but all anyone was talking about was that guy Spinning Doenitz in the Parking Lot.” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/83 "2014-11-13T21:16:54Z")
Someone please tell me there is a rant on YouTube where Hitler finds out he isn’t getting his kids back. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/84 "2014-11-13T21:20:04Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Sometimes I am such a douchebag. I don’t know what I was thinking with that post. Usually, even if I realize I shouldn’t have said something, I at least know where I was coming from. Not so here. > > Sorry, **Loach**. It was completely uncalled for. I didn’t reread the entire thread when I updated and I didn’t remember the exchange. If it wasn’t a big enough deal for me to remember then there is no need to worry about it now. Apology not needed but appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/85 "2014-11-13T21:23:43Z")
> [@robert\_columbia](#): > > That’s a really non-obvious but quite relevant point! The real Fuehrer [_hated_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany) smoking. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/86 "2014-11-14T03:37:22Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Apology not needed but appreciated. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s widely known that Doenitz was the only Nazi who could dance better than the Fuehrer. Hitler would get so jealous he wouldn’t let Doenitz enter the dance hall while he was there. But the Admiral would get the last laugh by putting on a spectacular dance show right outside. Hitler would get so mad; the next day he’d be complaining “There I was showing off my best moves but all anyone was talking about was that guy Spinning Doenitz in the Parking Lot.” Apology not only needed, but should be (severely) beaten out of **Little Nemo**! ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/87 "2014-11-14T03:41:22Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > We’re all thinking it, anyway. _Now_, sure…but, what about later? Even as we speak, there are at least 3 Soviet/Russian threads, and not one ‘In Soviet Russia…’ joke. Don’t tell me somebody didn’t drop the ball, somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/88 "2019-04-22T14:39:56Z")
Thread bumped for no other reason than this asshole was at my doctor’s office today. Right now as a matter of fact. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/89 "2019-04-22T14:45:15Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Thread bumped for no other reason than this asshole was at my doctor’s office today. Right now as a matter of fact. Did you say hi to him? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![txjim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f07891/32.png) [@txjim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/txjim)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/90 "2019-04-22T14:52:56Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Thread bumped for no other reason than this asshole was at my doctor’s office today. Right now as a matter of fact. I hope it’s not to visit a pediatrician with a new child ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/91 "2019-04-22T14:53:52Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Did you say hi to him? 😉 Did you say Heil! to him? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/92 "2019-04-22T15:00:05Z")
How’s he dressed? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/93 "2019-04-22T15:00:59Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > How’s he dressed? He probably dressed right. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/94 "2019-04-22T15:33:45Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Thread bumped for no other reason than this asshole was at my doctor’s office today. Right now as a matter of fact. Well, it _is_ springtime! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/95 "2019-04-22T15:36:31Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Did you say hi to him? 😉 Or you can just wave. In fact, don’t even bother moving your hand. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/96 "2019-04-22T15:36:42Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Thread bumped for no other reason than this asshole was at my doctor’s office today. Right now as a matter of fact. Too bad some WWII vets who are MMA enthusiasts didn’t also have appointments. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/97 "2019-04-22T15:40:53Z")
> [@txjim](#): > > I hope it’s not to visit a pediatrician with a new child Not this time. > [@bobot](#): > > How’s he dressed? Stereotypical skinhead attire. White sleeveless t-shirt, jeans,boots. German Army [side cap](https://militaria-net.co.uk/index.php?cPath=23_77&milid=df1b7c46620af7df8b5a8c4524e832c4) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/98 "2019-04-22T15:55:49Z")
You people laugh. Sure, today it’s just the doctor’s office. But tomorrow, he might be in the auto parts store. And it he’s not stopped there, he’ll be invading Walmart next week. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/99 "2019-04-22T15:59:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You people laugh. Sure, today it’s just the doctor’s office. But tomorrow, he might be in the auto parts store. And it he’s not stopped there, he’ll be invading Walmart next week. Seeing a guy with a giant swastika tattoo on his neck while I’m taking my daughter to the doctor does not make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/100 "2019-04-22T16:07:02Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Seeing a guy with a giant swastika tattoo on his neck while I’m taking my daughter to the doctor does not make me laugh. I always tried to make use of situations like that to talk to my kids about stuff. Like “not all people are good” maybe? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080.md?page=6)