# NJ Adolph Hitler update **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080 "2013-06-03T23:51:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/101 "2019-04-22T16:39:30Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You people laugh. Sure, today it’s just the doctor’s office. But tomorrow, he might be in the auto parts store. And it he’s not stopped there, he’ll be invading Walmart next week. He already did so, to get the birthday cake that started this freak show. Thanks for bumping this thread. I don’t know how it missed it the first time, but I am laughing my ass off at it. And Adolf. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/102 "2019-04-22T20:12:38Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I always tried to make use of situations like that to talk to my kids about stuff. Like “not all people are good” maybe? At 19 I hope that she has learned “Nazis are bad” by now. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/103 "2019-04-22T21:13:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I always tried to make use of situations like that to talk to my kids about stuff. Like “not all people are good” maybe? Kinda off topic. The lil’wrekker saw a picture of the ‘General Lee’, the Dukes of Hazzard car. She, straight-up asked me why the British flag was painted on it. I couldn’t believe it. After I composed myself, I explained the rebel flag to her. It wasn’t easy. Yes, she has spent her entire life in the South. I still can’t believe it. This is where complacency starts. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/104 "2019-04-22T21:56:19Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > I fully support the forced sterilization of this man. > [@Marley23](#): > > By kicks to the balls? Ball. Singular. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/105 "2019-04-22T21:57:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I explained the rebel flag to her. It wasn’t easy. Traitors’ Flag. Losers’ Flag. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/106 "2019-04-22T22:19:00Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > … laughing my ass off at it. And Adolf. Hey, Adolf is just an innocent victim in all this. If his adoptive parents were smart, they would have [renamed him Arthur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpo_Marx). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/107 "2019-04-22T22:32:55Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Traitors’ Flag. > > Losers’ Flag. The whole sorted story. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/108 "2019-04-23T11:18:26Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > At 19 I hope that she has learned “Nazis are bad” by now. Heh, sorry. I read you were taking your daughter to the doctor and pictured you with a lil kid. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/109 "2019-04-23T12:16:09Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Hey, Adolf is just an innocent victim in all this. If his adoptive parents were smart, they would have [renamed him Arthur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpo_Marx). Not “Exapno Mapcase”? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/110 "2019-04-24T01:56:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Heh, sorry. I read you were taking your daughter to the doctor and pictured you with a lil kid. Understandable. She’s still a kid to me. And she wasn’t feeling up to driving herself. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/111 "2019-04-24T03:44:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The whole sorted story. “[Sordid](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sordid).” ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/112 "2019-04-24T03:56:45Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “[Sordid](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sordid).” Thank you. I couldn’t figure out what the hell she was saying. ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/113 "2019-04-24T04:45:36Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The whole sorted story. > [@Miller](#): > > “[Sordid](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sordid).” > [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Thank you. I couldn’t figure out what the hell she was saying. No, it’s a British idiom meaning the story is [“Organized, arranged, or dealt with satisfactorily.”](https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sorted) **Beckdawrek** is probably this board’s most prominent [Anglophile.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anglophile) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/114 "2019-04-24T21:42:39Z")
> [@Alley\_Dweller](#): > > No, it’s a British idiom meaning the story is [“Organized, arranged, or dealt with satisfactorily.”](https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sorted) **Beckdawrek** is probably this board’s most prominent [Anglophile.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anglophile) No she ain’t. She’s an Arkansawian. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/115 "2024-03-12T23:28:54Z")
Saw Mr Hilter at my pharmacy today. I was starting to worry. I hadn’t seen him in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/116 "2024-03-13T01:18:36Z")
Late to the explanatory remarks. I meant ‘sorted’ not ‘sordid’ I sorted the flags out for her. It was a teaching moment. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/117 "2024-03-13T13:50:10Z")
Right. That’s sorted. Other than the twice-a-decade updates, I’m glad that loser has sunk back into the obscurity he deserves. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/118 "2024-03-13T15:31:44Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Right. > > That’s sorted. > > Other than the twice-a-decade updates, I’m glad that loser has sunk back into the obscurity he deserves. Walking around 24/7 in full Nazi regalia isn’t that obscure but he hasn’t had a court case in awhile. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080/119 "2024-03-13T15:45:03Z")
Well, if you’re within seein’ distance of this putz, certainly he’s not as obscure as he should be. But for the rest of us, he’s not blighting our awareness overmuch. So, an improvement for many. And I suppose it’s annoying and a little concerning that he and his tradfrau are apparently still raising the next generation of goosesteppers, but life is full of slow-moving tragedies. One must keep perspective. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-adolph-hitler-update/660080.md?page=5)