As a clearing house for this popular issue: Four threads concerning it in three forums.
NJ Supreme Court allows gay marriage by **Oakminster ** in Great Debates
NJ has joined the ‘axis of evil’ on rights for same-sex couples. by What Exit? in IMHO.
I hate being a political football. by **Jeeves ** in MPSIMS.
NJ Supreme court approves gay marriages by **Antinor01 ** in MPSIMS
Jim
Will the gays be able to pump their own gas now?
Heathen.
…or out to the bars, depending.
Absolutely not. We have some standards in this state after all. We are not some deceived anarchists who think pumping gas is a privilege and not “The Man” putting another burden upon us. 
Jim
You don’t know the kind of protests I attend
Gay #1: “I have some good news and some bad new. Which would would you like to hear first?”
Gay #2: “The good news!”
Gay #1: “We can finally get married.”
Gay #2: “That’s awesome! So what’s the bad news?”
Gay #1: “We’re going to have to go to New Jersey.”
Hey, Wiseguy, watch it.
Wiseguys can’t be gay! Don’t you watch the New Jersey News, aka The Sopranos.