# NJ Transit bus driver accused of lewd act

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-transit-bus-driver-accused-of-lewd-act/663379>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-transit-bus-driver-accused-of-lewd-act/663379 "2013-07-13T01:53:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-transit-bus-driver-accused-of-lewd-act/663379/1 "2013-07-13T01:53:33Z")

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This wacky [masturbating bus driver](http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_jersey&id=9169649) gives new meaning to the term “Driving Through the Lincoln Tunnel”.

Or maybe invents it.

“Excuse me driver - I’d like to get off now!”

“Yeah? Me too!”

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nj-transit-bus-driver-accused-of-lewd-act/663379/2 "2013-07-13T02:12:10Z")

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Best part:

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> Friday, Simpson surrendered to face charges of lewdness, reckless driving, for **taking his hand off the wheel** , and risking widespread injury or damage.