# No admins now? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 9, 2014, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340 "2014-01-09T05:10:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/41 "2014-01-10T21:51:06Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Whooshed. He is only a Hall Monitor. 🙂 He may be the Hall Monitor, but I’m going to be the _F\*\*king_ Hall Monitor. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/42 "2014-01-10T22:03:29Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > He may be the Hall Monitor, but I’m going to be the _F\*\*king_ Hall Monitor. Then you can demote him to Crossing Guard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/43 "2014-01-10T22:04:06Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Then you can demote him to Crossing Guard. > 🙂 The imaginary power is awesome! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/44 "2014-01-10T22:10:05Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > The imaginary power is awesome! I for one, welcome our new F–king Hall Monitor Overlord. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/45 "2014-01-10T22:43:40Z")
> [@Kenm](#): > > It says, perhaps, more about the Sun-Times than it does about the board. This, most likely. This may be a new diktat, come down from on high at Sun-Times, quite possibly from their Legal department. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/46 "2014-01-10T23:53:32Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I find the lack of any kind of official response in this thread interesting. I vote we call someone a cunt and see if there’s a response. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/47 "2014-01-11T00:12:58Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I vote we call someone a cunt and see if there’s a response. Go for it, Sam! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/48 "2014-01-11T00:14:42Z")
Don’t tempt me! ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/49 "2014-01-11T00:59:04Z")
Can I call myself a cunt? Seems like there’s no one around to complain. Not that I’d mind. I’ve been called worse. Let the games begin! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/50 "2014-01-11T01:37:55Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > He may be the Hall Monitor, but I’m going to be the _F\*\*king_ Hall Monitor. Hey! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/51 "2014-01-11T01:40:04Z")
> [@manhattan](#): > > Hey! The heck are you, Charter Member Squared? 🙂 Siam Sam is a Dukey Butt. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/52 "2014-01-11T01:56:38Z")
> [@manhattan](#): > > Hey! Uh, oh! It’s the fuzz! (Runs away!) ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/53 "2014-01-11T02:08:15Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > The heck are you, Charter Member Squared? > 🙂 > Siam Sam is a Dukey Butt. I believe the correct spelling is D_ **oo** _key Butt. Or is it Dook_ **ie** _? 😕 Hmmm, after a little Google-fu, it seems that all three are acceptable spellings of the word. Who’d a thunk it? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/54 "2014-01-11T02:39:56Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > I believe the correct spelling is D_ **oo** _key Butt. Or is it Dook_ **ie** _? 😕 > > Hmmm, after a little Google-fu, it seems that all three are acceptable spellings of the word. Who’d a thunk it? 😛 Well, it is used by children and the like of Siam Sam, so who knows? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/55 "2014-01-11T02:50:16Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Hm, you seem to know a lot about how this went down… New Admin \*\*Kayaker \*\*would like to request a word with you. OK. We need to stop this train of discussion. Edmund (BigT)'s ISP is cooperating and we’ll let the lawyers figure out the details. Please, just let this be for 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/56 "2014-01-11T02:52:50Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Can I call myself a cunt? Seems like there’s no one around to complain. Not that I’d mind. I’ve been called worse. Let the games begin! You know better than that, Dave. Cut it out. This goes for all y’all. I’ll shut this thread down, I swear I will. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/57 "2014-01-11T02:57:06Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You know better than that, Dave. Cut it out. > > This goes for all y’all. I’ll shut this thread down, I swear I will. But will you turn this thread around? Really, do you mean it? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/58 "2014-01-11T03:02:43Z")
no admins, no gods ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/59 "2014-01-11T03:10:42Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > But will you turn this thread around? Really, do you mean it? You will all find yourselves in MPSIMS so quick your heads’ll be spinning.😃 ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/60 "2014-01-11T03:50:35Z")
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