# No admins now? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 9, 2014, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340 "2014-01-09T05:10:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/61 "2014-01-11T03:56:55Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You will all find yourselves in MPSIMS so quick your heads’ll be spinning.😃 Anyone with an avatar is not a Straight Doper. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/62 "2014-01-11T04:17:32Z")
I for one am glad I sent \*\*kayaker \*\*that anonymous [del]bribe[/del] Christmas gift this year! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/63 "2014-01-11T05:51:11Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Maybe the guy has a time machine. Goes forward to a time when he has already hacked in, gets an admin password and comes back in time to use the admin password to hack into the Straight Dope. Dude…you just broke the space/time continuum. Get a mop and don’t come back until you’re done cleaning up Aisle Four. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/64 "2014-01-11T09:14:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > The heck are you, Charter Member Squared? > 🙂 > Siam Sam is a Dukey Butt. Cunning runt! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/65 "2014-01-11T14:01:44Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Dude…you just broke the space/time continuum. Get a mop and don’t come back until you’re done cleaning up Aisle Four. I already did that tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/66 "2014-01-11T14:02:58Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Cunning runt! Sock cucker! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/67 "2014-01-11T14:34:52Z")
As part of the first counter revolution, I think we should give **kayaker** not just a wedgie, but an atomic wedgie. _Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!_ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/68 "2014-01-11T14:40:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You know better than that, Dave. Cut it out. Dave’s not here, man. Anarchy rules! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/69 "2014-01-11T15:11:59Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Anarchy rules! I agree. No, wait, then it isn’t anarchy. dammit. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/70 "2014-01-11T15:44:46Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > You’re saying we should bleed the moderators and zap them with electricity? Sounds like good practice in general. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/71 "2014-01-12T02:55:41Z")
Before we bleed and zap them we have to take the dogs out or all this will be for naught. Unless we are counting my evil laughs and taunting sneers. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/72 "2014-01-12T03:11:59Z")
Can we make the moderators wear cones of shame? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/73 "2014-01-12T04:11:37Z")
What would be the point? The moderators have no shame. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/74 "2014-01-12T05:42:16Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > What would be the point? The moderators have no shame. Everyone, step back from Tangent, lest the Holy Fires incinerate you as well! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/75 "2014-01-12T07:57:14Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You know better than that, Dave. Cut it out. > > This goes for all y’all. I’ll shut this thread down, I swear I will. I think you meant. [Cut. It. Out.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yrkYwQ7_2Q) With hand gestures. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/76 "2014-01-12T10:43:10Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Sock cucker! > 🙂 I build ze great bridge, and do ze call me Siam Sam the bridge builder? No. I build ze great building, and do ze call me Siam Sam the great building builder? No. I design ze great park, and do ze call me Siam Sam the great park maker? No. But cuck just one little sock……! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/77 "2014-01-12T14:02:27Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I build ze great bridge, and do ze call me Siam Sam the bridge builder? No. > > I build ze great building, and do ze call me Siam Sam the great building builder? No. > > I design ze great park, and do ze call me Siam Sam the great park maker? No. > > But cuck just one little sock……! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/78 "2014-01-12T14:47:13Z")
Hmm. Maybe all the former Admins have been invited to a deserted island by Cecil a la _And Then There Were None_. One of them allowed the hack - but who? Right at this moment they sit, in 1930s style suits and gowns, at the dinner table, each one glaring suspiciously at the other, _wondering_ . . . Was it Marley23, who slices into his chicken so innocently? Was it Tubadiva, distractedly looking up at the glimmering crystal chandelier that ever-so-slowly rotates overhead? Was it Ed Zotti, who expertly pours himself a glass of fine red wine? Cecil stares at each and every one of the silent dinner table members, contemplating, measuring, _plotting_ . . . Or, you know, it’s probably some totally mundane reason that a Moderator will explain to us soon. But still. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/79 "2014-01-12T15:42:42Z")
Perhaps it is an experiment to see if we go _Lord of the Flies._ Whoosh the piggie! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340/80 "2014-01-12T18:08:37Z")
> [@manhattan](#): > > Hey! Whoa? **Manhattan**? I thought they had you holed up in Gitmo or something. Have I just not been paying attention? Withal, nice to hear from you, sir! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-admins-now/678340.md?page=5)