# No Candy Hearts this Valentine's Day.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 24, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302 "2019-01-24T00:08:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/1 "2019-01-24T00:08:29Z")

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I am hoping this is fake news, but a number of news outlets are reporting it.  
[Link](https://rare.us/rare-life/food-and-drink/goodbye-sweethearts-candy-hearts/).

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> Sorry sweetheart fanatics, for the first time in 153 years, we’ll be celebrating our favorite holiday without Sweetheart’s Conversation Hearts. Sad, sad day indeed. Why, you ask? Well, unfortunately, the company (which you might know as ‘Necco’) is no longer producing the classic Valentine’s Day candy.

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**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/2 "2019-01-24T00:12:37Z")

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Dang. I love to break out the insult ones for the work breakroom – real conversation starters. But they don’t seem to make them … mean enough for my taste.

Perhaps its another year for my homemade chicken heart tomato sauce. Always a crowd pleaser.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/3 "2019-01-24T00:18:29Z")

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Doesn’t Brach’s also make candy hearts?

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/4 "2019-01-24T00:47:56Z")

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I was sort of confused at the news coverage of this, as if people are truly devastated…I thought conversation hearts were loathed? Personally, I like them, but Necco tweaked the flavor formulas too many times in later years. The sour ones were just plain awful.

> [@NDP](#):
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> Doesn’t Brach’s also make candy hearts?

I had some of the Brach’s last year; the flavors were decent (the yellow tastes like banana instead of stale lemon).

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/5 "2019-01-24T01:05:56Z")

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Yet another Great American Tradition ruined by The Millennials!!!1!

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/6 "2019-01-24T01:36:14Z")

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I used to get them all the time around Valentine’s day, but now I try to avoid gelatin. Brach’s used to make SweeTart-style hearts without gelatin, but I haven’t seen those in many years. ☹

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/7 "2019-01-24T01:48:47Z")

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[I just saw the same thing](http://mentalfloss.com/article/571507/sweethearts-conversation-hearts-cancelled-for-valentines-day). I guess the original Conversation Hearts sold far and away more than the other brands. Personally I won’t miss them, but it is the end of yet another long-standing candy tradition.

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**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/8 "2019-01-24T02:05:13Z")

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> [@romansperson](#):
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> Personally I won’t miss them, but it is the end of yet another long-standing candy tradition.

it’s not the end just a gap year. The company that bought the brand in September just didn’t have time to produce them for this year. They are expected back next year. ([Cite](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/23/americas-favorite-valentines-day-candy-is-unavailable-this-year.html))

The same company also bought Necco Wafers. Those should be available again later this year. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/9 "2019-01-24T02:08:34Z")

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> [@DinoR](#):
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> it’s not the end just a gap year. The company that bought the brand in September just didn’t have time to produce them for this year. They are expected back next year. ([Cite](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/23/americas-favorite-valentines-day-candy-is-unavailable-this-year.html))
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> The same company also bought Necco Wafers. Those should be available again later this year. 😃

Good news for wafer fans, the ones they made last year should be fine for another few years. As such things are measured.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/10 "2019-01-24T03:11:44Z")

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> [@DinoR](#):
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> The same company also bought Necco Wafers. Those should be available again later this year. 😃

It’ll be good to have them back. They’ve been a wafer so long.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/11 "2019-01-24T03:20:05Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> I was sort of confused at the news coverage of this, as if people are truly devastated…I thought conversation hearts were loathed? Personally, I like them, but Necco tweaked the flavor formulas too many times in later years. The sour ones were just plain awful.

Only by a handful of people who think it’s cool to hate popular things. They’ve been a beloved staple of Valentine’s Day for longer than I’ve been alive.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/12 "2019-01-24T03:22:10Z")

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Conversation hearts were nasty. Never could eat those. They were cheap enough for passing out to friends.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/13 "2019-01-24T04:05:24Z")

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Years ago, I made Valentine’s Day cookies for my fellow choristers. Each cookie contained several candy hearts. From what I saw, most people picked out the hearts and ate the rest of the cookies.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/14 "2019-01-24T09:24:54Z")

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Anyone else get an “I Just Called To Say I Love You” earworm upon hearing the news?  
mmm

(I know they’re not chocolate covered)

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/15 "2019-01-24T09:49:28Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> It’ll be good to have them back. They’ve been a wafer so long.

I feel like this should be either reported or saluted.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/16 "2019-01-24T12:33:44Z")

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> [@DinoR](#):
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> it’s not the end just a gap year. The company that bought the brand in September just didn’t have time to produce them for this year. They are expected back next year.

Whew. I don’t even eat those, but it would be sad to see tradition go.

> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> I feel like this should be either reported or saluted.

Why not both? Reported for a salute?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/17 "2019-01-24T12:53:13Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Anyone else get an “I Just Called To Say I Love You” earworm upon hearing the news?  
> mmm
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> (I know they’re not chocolate covered)

For a sec there, I thought Stevie Wonder had died.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/18 "2019-01-24T13:14:25Z")

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Seriously though, the wafers last practically forever if you keep them well wrapped in a cool, dry place. 🙂

It always annoyed me that the conversation heart flavors didn’t exactly match the wafers… The pink wafers, for example, were wintergreen, while the pink hearts were nasty bitter chemical flavored.

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/19 "2019-01-24T13:47:20Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> Only by a handful of people who think it’s cool to hate popular things. They’ve been a beloved staple of Valentine’s Day for longer than I’ve been alive.

Right, because they’re such a fine expression of human sentiment and original wit, bundled in the wonderfully subtle flavors of paste. Every year I wait with heightened anticipation to see what new-found cleverness and insight they might bring, to remind us what love and friendship are really all about, as we spend hours beholding these beautiful cultural treasures, passing them back and forth, to ponder how they define us as Americans.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-candy-hearts-this-valentines-day/828302/20 "2019-01-24T14:26:43Z")

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“These candies are chalky and unpleasant!”  
―Lrrr  
“As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine’s Day. What? It was? Hooray!”

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