No, dumb bitch, we don't take anyone's American Express card

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@Annie-Xmas

I have no problems with any one’s opinion of me, but that last statement is a flat out fucking falsehood. I did not have a “sprained wrist.” I literally snapped off my wristbone, and it was sitting three inches up my arm. That’s a two bone break, and it caused a permanent disability. I could be sitting on my ass right now, getting disability on the government’s dime, but I chose to work.

“Sprained wrist” my ass.

You only get SSDI if you can’t work anymore due to your disability. What did having an injury to your wrist (which is now apparently a Stephen King-esque nightmare of an injury) prevent you from doing? Did you masturbate for a living?

And yes, it is noteworthy that you seem to have all these run-ins with black people who think you’re racist. If people kept calling me racist I’d start to take a look inward.

Forgot all about that old thread. Love this gem:

@Annie-Xmas

I always ask the youngest looking adults. And when the elderly white male driver asked them to move, they ignored him.

Finally, a white middle aged woman got up and gave me her seat. As I sat down, I said “Maybe they’re pregnant.”

Bolding mine. You have to admire Annie’s restraint in leaving out the part where the whole bus fell apart laughing–or perhaps giving her the ‘80s movie slow-clap treatment–after her (totally not racist) bon mot regarding the teenagers’ likelihood of being unwed mothers-to-be.