# No E

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 1, 2017, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709 "2017-10-01T08:22:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/41 "2017-10-03T14:13:15Z")

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It’s all about having fun.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/42 "2017-10-03T15:29:17Z")

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Fun is watching kids at a playground run and shout, not knowing your gun has blanks.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/43 "2017-10-03T16:04:08Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Fun is watching kids at a playground run and shout, not knowing your gun has blanks.

Brilliant post. You just shot up in all my opinion polls.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/44 "2017-10-04T15:27:21Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Brilliant post. You just shot up in all my opinion polls.

Most opinion polls quantify with accuracy. I saw this in last spring’s publication of _Ranch’s Cowhand Journal_:

Did you know a majority of cowboys (90%) opt to mount stallions that run in a constant and fast way? (This is according to a 2016 Gallup poll).

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/45 "2017-10-04T16:04:42Z")

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Cowboys had an implicit array of laws. Always act civil, always say “howdy” as a salutation, nod to a man on his hoss in opposition to waving, don’t try riding anybody’s hoss without his approval, always aid folks in crisis, and don’t put on anybody’s hat that isn’t your own.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/46 "2017-10-04T16:23:03Z")

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His quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/47 "2017-10-04T16:54:00Z")

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Your dog is not lazy. It is smart. Why should any puppy worry about a hopping omnivorous bushytail zoological woods rat? Is your poultry in harm’s way? What if this fox was rabid? Trust your dog’s instincts.

Now if it was a jackal doing this jumping I might concur with your pooch criticism. But using “lazy” is not fair if your companion animal’s aggravation is a fox. Not fair at all. Poor Fido.

_Fun history fact_: King Tut had a group of ragtag dogs to ward off any annoying bounding jackals. Pyramid scholars and mummy fans still talk about King Tut’s curs.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/48 "2017-10-04T18:58:58Z")

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That dog pun was almost a barfing on my part.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/49 "2017-10-05T01:44:30Z")

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All this anguish, just to avoid a glyph.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/50 "2017-10-05T19:29:16Z")

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> [@Civil\_Guy](#):
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> All this anguish, just to avoid a glyph.

Why any anguish? Just post on a topic without using this singular non-consonant symbol. You can do it sans pain, **Civil Guy**.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/51 "2017-10-06T00:27:06Z")

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Oh, okay. I can do it without any doubt at all.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/52 "2017-10-06T02:49:31Z")

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Anguish? Not at all. My ability to avoid that damn symbol surrounds yours truly with a warm, proud glow.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/53 "2017-10-06T15:38:19Z")

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LOL Biotop on “King Tut’s curs” punning, so apt for this string of posts.  
Civil Guy, avoid anguish and agony; I applaud what you accomplish in post #51.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/54 "2017-10-06T16:13:19Z")

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Magic in D&D has glyphs, commonly cast by chaplains to guard rooms that contain holy artifacts.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/55 "2018-01-07T15:58:40Z")

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A quick brown fox jumps atop a lazy dog.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/56 "2018-01-07T16:52:37Z")

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Now is an hour for a good man to rush to aid his party  
(Is typing still taught with fox and party drills?)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/57 "2018-01-07T17:40:30Z")

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Whoa, man. Trippy.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/58 "2018-01-07T17:49:03Z")

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Jackdaws worship my big sphinx of quartz.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/59 "2018-01-07T18:02:13Z")

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> [@gkster](#):
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> Now is an hour for a good man to rush to aid his party

But which party - GOP? I say “no way!” to that.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-e/797709/60 "2018-01-07T18:29:28Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Jackdaws worship my big sphinx of quartz.

That’s missing an “L”

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