# NO FAIL Pick up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 21, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761 "2000-10-21T05:55:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zankokuten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e99b99/32.png) [@Zankokuten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zankokuten)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/1 "2000-10-21T05:55:59Z")
got any? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/2 "2000-10-21T06:02:02Z")
That shirt looks good on you. But it would look better on my floor! Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes. So, do you go to MPSIMS often? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/3 "2000-10-21T06:42:06Z")
“Hi, I’m Richard Feynmann. Would you like to have sex with me?” (Note: This line will only work if you are, in fact, Richard Feynmann.) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/4 "2000-10-21T07:24:05Z")
Go [here.](http://www.ontap.com/pickup2/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/5 "2000-10-21T08:03:06Z")
Last I checked, pickup lines aren’t much of a factual matter. Since you’re asking people for what they think are good lines, this fits well in the “In My Humble Opinion” forum… I’ll move it there for you. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/6 "2000-10-21T09:09:50Z")
“ACHOO!!.. hey, baby.” “Hi. Insert the obligatory pick-up line here.” “Is that a sauna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/7 "2000-10-21T12:30:13Z")
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/8 "2000-10-21T12:48:39Z")
Pipeliner- I love that one How about: Hi! My name is ::\_\_\_::. WANNA FUCK? ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/9 "2000-10-21T13:24:46Z")
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after… Actually no pickup “line” has worked on me since I was about 18. I think “wanna fuck” worked once, but I was 18, after all. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/10 "2000-10-21T15:21:51Z")
Sure. WOrks for me. ‘Got Email?’ ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/11 "2000-10-21T15:28:15Z")
[ul] [li]Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.[/li][li]Those jeans look very becoming on you. But then, if I was on you, I’d be-coming too.[/li][li]Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?[/li][li]The name’s Matt. Get used to it, you’ll be screaming it later.[/li][li]This is my ceiling. You’ll be seeing a lot of it.[/li][li]Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?[/li]Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes (said cheesily).[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/12 "2000-10-21T15:30:36Z")
The one that always cracks me up but amazingly never works is … “You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.” ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/13 "2000-10-21T15:36:08Z")
Said to the less attractive person in a pair: “Would you like to dance? Yes? Then f— off, I want to talk to your mate.” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/14 "2000-10-21T19:12:41Z")
Far be it from me to quote Pauly Shore’s “masterpiece” performance in _Biodome_, but: “Are your legs tired? 'Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.” ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/15 "2000-10-21T19:19:24Z")
**Dijon** , those are _awful_ 😉 I think the best one I found was: "That’s a nice ass- you selling timeshares? " ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/16 "2000-10-21T21:03:05Z")
Hi, I’m Jet Li and I want to shower you with gifts and eventually marry you. ---
**Author:** ![THE\_MALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@THE\_MALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THE_MALE)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/17 "2000-10-21T21:09:57Z")
This one my friend made up: Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck? (never tested) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/18 "2000-10-21T21:11:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by THE\_MALE \* > \*\*This one my friend made up: > Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck? > (never tested) > \*\* Wow! Your friend made that up? He must be famous, because I’ve heard a trillion times. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/19 "2000-10-21T21:20:33Z")
A d.j. I used to listen to swore that a can’t miss pick-up line is “Are you a model?” I could actually see this working. But I’ll never find out, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/20 "2000-10-21T22:00:19Z")
The old standard… he: wanna dance? she: (snottily) i dont THINK so he: guess a blow jobs outta the question? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761.md?page=2)