# NO FAIL Pick up lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 21, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761 "2000-10-21T05:55:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-fail-pick-up-lines/37761/41 "2000-10-24T04:02:45Z")

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Man-“Would you like to dance?”

Snotty woman-“No, I DON’T want to dance with YOU!”

Man-“You misunderstood-I said you look FAT in those pants!”

Yeah, I know you’ve heard it before. I still think it is funny.

So sue me.

No, I didn’t say “So DO me, I said so SUE me!”

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