Just to get my feet wet, let’s look at the assumptions:
Assumptions:
The “God” I’m speaking of is specifically the God of conventional Christianity.
[With this one, define “Conventional Christianity”. D’you mean as in the rabid bible thumpers of the Illinois wheat belt, the polipreachers of Dixie, or are you talking aboutt esoteric Christianity that never left the Sub-Saharan African savvanahs?
Face it, using the term ‘conventional Christianity’ is like calling any black in America “Afrtican American.”
It’s a label, and a poorly constructed one at that.]
God is omnipotent; He can do or create anything that is logically possible.
God is also omniscient; He knows everything, and knows exactly how the future will play out right down to the placement of each individual quark at each instant.
[Okay… and hat’s your point?]
God can create humans in any logically possible forms, with any logically possible personalities. He could, if He chose, create humans as full-grown adults with fully intact memories of childhoods that never happened, for example.
[This too, is true, but why wouldn’t God want ‘new people’? Heck, if I had a planetful of semiintelligent hairless apes, I’d want 'em to hump just so’s they wouldn’t look at the lesser animals having fun and get pissy realizing they’ve missed out on somethingand ruin a perfectly good planet with stupid inventions… oh. we DO have sex and do that as well. Ah well… next…]
Free will is a blessed gift to humans from God. The fact that humans were created with free will is seen as evidence that God is not a meanie toward humans.
[Check Genesis: Man got Free Will 'cause we were stupid. Same reason I got drunk last night, but I knew at first I’d be drinking.
Originally, according to the Text, man didn’t have free will; that was a gift granted by the Tree of Knowledge, which we weren’t supposed to eat from (but got suckered into doing anyway). After God realized we’d f*ck#d up, Adam & Eve got the boot, plus, Eve got stuck with the whole painful childbirth, put up w/Adam’s s#it, etc., Adam had to get a 9 to 5 (no more happy sheep 4 him!), put up w/Eve’s s#it, etc…]
Free will is the cause of sin. Without free will, God’s creations would not sin.
[sigh. Hate to sound like Clinton, but define sin. Remember, it’s a sin to kill, but all men have killed in the name of God for centuries. Man goes to war by his own free will, but war is considered a noble cause if you stick some priest or other god-icon out front and say you’re doing it all for Him. WTF, yo?]
No human soul ever sins once it gets into Heaven. Ever. Not for all eternity. Not even after trillions of years when all the stars in all the galaxies have burned themselves out. Never.
[If there’s nothing to come back to, WHY COME BACK AT ALL?]
Also, to refute the ‘problem of evil’ question:
0. god created all things.
[okay, no argument there… carry on…]
- god is all-loving and all-powerful.
[okay, so far, so good…] - an all-loving being would prevent evil when he could.
[Whoa, Thomas! Here we have a HUMAN solution to a situation you shouldn’t tinker with - assuming an ‘all loving’ Creator woudn’t let us piss up a rope if we’re too stupid not to do it based on GP. God’s gotta make sure everything’s mitochondria is working at peak performance universewide - should you make the Creator of all watch you change your dirty undies EVERY day?
If you need that much damn monitoring, get yourself incarcerated and go on suicide watch. - an all-powerful being could stop evil when he wanted to.
[Who says God don’t try? ever have a “I shouldn’t be here” feeling when you’r eabout to do something stupid? I like to think that’s God giving me a personal heads up on a bad situation… and that hunch is normally right.] - evil exists in god’s creation
[Without a negative, what can you define positive as? Get real, this is the way the system works. WE’RE supposed to be God’s Hands on Earth, so, get off your a$$ and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!]
Libertarian, I dunno on that whole ‘train analogy’ thing. Would it work if all that time you were looking for trains, you shoulda just gone upside and caught a bus?
Think about it for a sec, and get back to me.
I’m done. Time for lunch.