# No Homophobia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043 "2006-12-29T23:05:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043/1 "2006-12-29T23:05:11Z")

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As in fear of homonyms. The idea is to write a phrase (at least two words, duh) that would mean something entirely different if all the words were spelled differently. The next poster reveals the homonymous phrase, and offers a new one.

**Example**

Board sects.

**Response**

Bored sex.

Okay, here we go…

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**Dammed surf**

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**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043/2 "2006-12-29T23:09:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
**Dammed surf**  
[/QUOTE]

Damned Serf

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Aural Ax

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043/3 "2006-12-30T00:00:53Z")

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[QUOTE=brendon\_small]  
Aural Ax  
[/QUOTE]  
Oral acts.

**wrapped prints**

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043/4 "2006-12-30T00:20:24Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> wrapped prints

rapt prince.

seal leak

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-homophobia/386043/5 "2006-12-30T02:57:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]  
rapt prince.

seal leak  
[/QUOTE]

She’ll lick.

Count my pennies.