# No, I Do Not Believe That Plate Is Hot Enough

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2002, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263 "2002-04-29T11:15:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/21 "2002-04-29T14:54:53Z")

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well dang! It don’t sound so dirty then.

[sub] tho, wanna warm my grits, could sound dirty[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/22 "2002-04-29T15:25:31Z")

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Kewl, **Rue**! It’s fun to get new toys, ain’t it? I didn’t get a new dishwasher this weekend, but [I did get a new toy.](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1823287085)

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/23 "2002-04-29T15:46:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> \*\*When you get bored trying to cook with non-traditional kichen appliances, you could always try [the car](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0375751408/103-4299292-3635001). \*\*

Dagnabit **WhyADuck** - you beat me to it! And I own the darn book! Saw the title – _Manifold Destiny_ – and HAD to pick it up! Never tried the recipies though…

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/24 "2002-04-29T15:56:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> I was flipping through the TV stations the other day and _The Philadelphia Story_ was on…Anyway, Jimmy called Cary “C. K. Dexter Haven”. I said “huh”.

You mean…_you didn’t know???_ :eek: 😃

Enjoy your dishwasher!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/25 "2002-04-29T17:02:21Z")

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:sniff sniff:

I can’t figure out what this plate smells like. I detect fairies, Mom’s and a faint odor of moose butt.

I like it!

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**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/26 "2002-04-29T18:13:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by swampbear \*  
> \*\ ***FCM** you can sit on my plates anytime. \*\*

Assuming those plates have been in the dishwasher, this gives new meaning to the term, “bun warmer.” (A bun warmer, however, is probably best classified as a “small” appliance; I would have to say that a dishwasher is a “large” appliance; maybe we shouldn’t be mixing apples and oranges in this thread?)

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> _Originally poster by FairyChatMom_\*\*  
> But I’ll gladly warm your oatmeal bowl into my toaster

\*\*Aha! We ARE talking about small appliances again after all! Since **Rue’s** last thread was about toast, we see again the interconnectedness of all things, all is right with the world and we are a tiny bit closer to universal understanding.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/27 "2002-04-29T18:36:36Z")

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Ooh, a new dishwasher. Cool! Oops, I mean, Warm! It’s not a plate cooler, after all!

I bet you COULD warm a can of chili in the dishwasher. Maybe not to the temperature you _want_, but it would be warmer than room temperature, anyway.

I didn’t get any new gadgets this weekend. I must go shopping…

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-do-not-believe-that-plate-is-hot-enough/106263/28 "2002-04-29T19:38:41Z")

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> Originally posted by **Rue DeDay** :  
> -Rue. (wondering if he can warm a can of chili in the dishwasher)

**Rue** , old buddy, old pal. Everybody knows that you’re supposed to heat a can of chili in the _clothes dryer_. WIth your socks. Didn’t I mention this before? Grilled cheese sammiches are made on the iron, and Philly cheesesteaks are made on the engine block of your car.

[sub]You lucky married guy, you.

Did you like how I stuffed a “socks” reference in here? I had a really clever reply composed for your “Some Old Toast” thread, but I had connection issues and a funeral to go to. I stink.[/sub]

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