# No, I DON'T care about your tits, you vapid bimbo! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 18, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665 "2001-01-18T09:04:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/1 "2001-01-18T09:04:08Z")
How many have seen those ads for that “Girls Gone Wild” video, a collection of footage from various spring break locations and Mardi Gras of younger women lifting up their shirts and flashing the camera? The ad is overlaid with breathless narration. Sample: “Beautiful sorority girls gone wild! You wouldn’t believe what these girls did when we gave them the cameras!” Whatever, you bunch or borderline pedophiles. But more on the people who make and sell these tapes later. First, lets talk about how much the women in these videos deserve to be maced. It’s not that I’m opposed to tits or having a good time; far from it. What I don’t like is the ridiculous, vapid grin on the face of every woman in the ad. A look that says: “I may be a complete airhead who will wind up a check-out girl at K-mart, but I can still get attention with my tits!” Well, enjoy it while you can, losers. If I went around showing my dick to people for attention they would call me pathetic. Don’t know what I mean? Wait about 10 years to when those tits start sagging, and you will. And what about the people who make these tapes? And who buys them? Haven’t they ever heard of _ **porn??** _ What is the point of shelling out $25 just to see some dumbass college girl’s tits, when you can see a lot more for $15? My best guess is that these tapes exist for the gratification of men like Kevin Spacey’s character in “American Beauty,” except that these guys _would’ve_ fucked Mena Suvari. I wonder if some deadbeat dad with three divorces has ever bought this tape and seen his daughter on it? That’d be poetic justice. This isn’t a very good rant. I think I’m too mad to get the juices really flowing. But the whole concept of this video, from the blatant idiocy of the women in it, to the lecherousness of the men who make it, sell it, and buy it, just PISS ME OFF! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/2 "2001-01-18T09:17:52Z")
> [@](#): > > No, I DON’T care about your tits, you vapid bimbo! You’re such a liar. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/3 "2001-01-18T09:24:38Z")
> [@](#): > > No, I DON’T care about your tits, you vapid bimbo! Well, _ **fine** _! That’s the last time I’m showing them to you then! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/4 "2001-01-18T09:42:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > No, I DON’T care about your tits, you vapid bimbo! > > Well, _ **fine** _! That’s the last time I’m showing them to you then! \*\* Well hey now, **evilbeth** , lets not be so hasty. Or are you saying you’re a vapid bimbo? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/5 "2001-01-18T09:43:38Z")
Oh yeah ? Well good, because my tits don’t care about you either ! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/6 "2001-01-18T09:47:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Well, fine! That’s the last time I’m showing them to you then! \*\* That’s okay. You can always send them to me. I hate to see a good titty pic go to waste. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/7 "2001-01-18T09:49:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > I hate to see a good titty pic go to waste. \*\* Who said I showed him a _pic_? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/8 "2001-01-18T09:49:33Z")
Is anyone ever going to post about the actual _subject_ of the OP, or just my provocative title line? Huh? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/9 "2001-01-18T09:51:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Who said I showed him a _pic_? \*\* Okay, that tears it. Between her comments on how to swallow semen properly and now _this_, I now have no recourse but to start stalking _evilbeth_, immediately. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/10 "2001-01-18T09:51:46Z")
Yeah, those videos are stupid and I don’t know who would buy them. Fuck anyone who likes them or ever considered purchasing one! How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/11 "2001-01-18T10:00:19Z")
Okay, I’ll say that I’m very jealous of people who can get attention with their tits, because I never have. Everytime a girl flashes somebody and is rewarded with lots of attention, it’s like a slap in the face to your poor, slightly-endowed tatertot, who would just be laughed at. ☹ As anyone who knows me knows, my self-esteem is in the gutter, and I blame it all on big-titted women. So, I guess I do care about their tits, since they make me so sad. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/12 "2001-01-18T10:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* > > Okay, that tears it. Between her comments on how to swallow semen properly and now _this_, I now have no recourse but to start stalking _evilbeth_, immediately. \*\* What have you _been_ doing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/13 "2001-01-18T10:06:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Everytime a girl flashes somebody and is rewarded with lots of attention, it’s like a slap in the face to your poor, slightly-endowed tatertot, who would just be laughed at. ☹ > \*\* Sure it’s a slap, but it also says something very sad about that person. I personally find it degrading, both for the women involved and for the people who make and sell this crap. (Yet I have no problem with porn. Hmm. I think it’s because those women are _paid_, and usually not high or drunk when they are working. I can’t say the same about all the women in this video.) by the way [tatertot](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/tatertot.html), do you really _need_ to flash your tits to get attention? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/14 "2001-01-18T10:08:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > **So, I guess I do care about their tits, since they make me so sad.** Awww {{{tater}}} I’m sure yours are just fine. As I mentioned in another thread, its not always the size or what they look like, it’s who they’re attached to. I mean, I’d be happy to judge a “Best Tits of the SDMB” contest, if … :: SLAP :: Sorry. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/15 "2001-01-18T10:20:22Z")
You know what would make me feel better, and might even make my tits grow? Cheesecake. Lots and lots of cheesecake. I really like turtle cheesecake, but plain is good, too. > [@](#): > > Sure it’s a slap, but it also says something very sad about that person. I personally find it degrading, both for the women involved and for the people who make and sell this crap. On a more serious note, I’d have to say one incidence of drunken boob flashing does not a vapid bimbo make. If that is the case, then I, tatertot, am the queen of vapid bimbos. We all do silly things, and as long as they aren’t hurting anyone (and this was Mardi Gras, not Sunday School), then why not. I’d be more concerned that the producers of the tapes got permission from each woman put them on the tape. If so, then I don’t see the problem. Heck, there are a lot of things that are bought and sold that strike me as silly, offensive or tasteless, but I’m not going to get my bra in a twist over them. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/16 "2001-01-18T10:23:33Z")
Wait a second… 'Beth, he gets an eyeful of your hooters and not ME?!? That’s it! I’m goin’ gay! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/17 "2001-01-18T10:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*I’d be more concerned that the producers of the tapes got permission from each woman put them on the tape. If so, then I don’t see the problem. > \*\* Actually, if these women were in a public place (like on the street, sidewalk, or public beach) when they exposed themselves, then nobody _needs_ their permission. This is why TV news crews don’t need the permission of people they film to broadcast them. I had to study this aspect of media law in journalism school. If something can just be _seen_ from public land (like if you were visible getting out of the shower through a window from the sidewalk) than it is legal to photograph or videotape it. As long as extreme measures like telephoto lenses are not used, that is. And **SPOOFE** , **Esprix** is waiting! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/18 "2001-01-18T10:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\* > > 'Beth, he gets an eyeful of your hooters and not ME?!? > > \*\* You didn’t ask! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/19 "2001-01-18T10:36:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* > > Actually, if these women were in a public place (like on the street, sidewalk, or public beach) when they exposed themselves, then nobody _needs_ their permission. > \*\* So this is just a video full of wanton women walking around minding their own business until one of them spots a camera and all of a sudden it’s Mardi Gras? That’s just weird. I understand somewhat the topless beaches and actual Mardi Gras shots but not just public flashes! How is that interesting at all? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/20 "2001-01-18T10:39:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Actually, if these women were in a public place (like on the street, sidewalk, or public beach) when they exposed themselves, then nobody needs their permission. This is why TV news crews don’t need the permission of people they film to broadcast them. Now that does strike me as sleazy. I guess I won’t be flashing my tits at Mardi Gras this year. If anyone is going to make money of the tatertits, it’s going to be **me**! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665.md?page=2)