# No, I DON'T care about your tits, you vapid bimbo!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 18, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665 "2001-01-18T09:04:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/41 "2001-01-18T22:49:30Z")

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> . For these girls, evidently that’s not the case.

No offense Punha, but how do you know? Like I said, most of us have done silly, probably tasteless things while drunk or just feeling frisky. I’d hate to be judged by some of the things I’ve while in one of those states.

Do you hear me world?!?! I am more than what I do when legally over the limit and/or hormonally driven!

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/42 "2001-01-18T23:28:47Z")

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Gotta say, **Lizard** , I got a bad case of mental whiplash just seeing your thread title after reading through **Homer’s** “loving boobies” thread. All that enthusiastic male appreciation made me respect the front side of my torso a lot more than before.

_But back to the OP…_, yeah, those videos are blatant sleaze. Now I wanna be real careful and real clear here: doing something silly while under the influence (or not) doesn’t make a woman a sleaze. If anything, the sleaze are the camera-toters who haunt beach parties, Mardi Gras, etc. in the expectation of filming some amateur breast baring. Hell, just by waving a camera at happily intoxicated–by whatever–women maybe in some ways they’re prompting the behavior.

But in all fairness, drunk or not, carried away by joie de vivre, whatever, no woman who flashes her naked breasts in public when she sees a camera can be suprised or offended when she ends up in a sleaze video. Hey, there are usually some guys busily filming their own home movies, just cutting out the middle man. Those individuals often fall into the category of “jerk”. It’s one thing to share in an experience; it’s another to pull a grunting Beavis routine and make a stroke film for later.

Veb

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**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/43 "2001-01-19T03:59:38Z")

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_sigh_ Those videos are just terrible. Call me old-fashioned, but whatever happened to “what happens in Spring Break stays in Spring Break”?

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/44 "2001-01-19T04:44:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TVeblen \*  
> \*\*But in all fairness, drunk or not, carried away by joie de vivre, whatever, no woman who flashes her naked breasts in public when she sees a camera can be suprised or offended when she ends up in a sleaze video. \*\*

This is kind of what I’m getting at with my pissy attitude towards the women themselves. In the ad, some (actually _most_ of them) of them seem to be showing off _for_ the camera. I just want to scream _hello?!_ What do they think is going to happen to that footage? To me it shows a certain lack of intelligence that a woman would do such a thing with a camera right there, and I guess that is the reason I percieve the looks on their faces to be so vapid.

As for the people who make the tapes, I pretty much agree with what everyone else has already said.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/45 "2001-01-19T04:56:09Z")

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Yeah… I can kinda understand where ya’ll are coming from but… so what? Maybe they’re showing off for the cameras cause they’re having fun and don’t care. What’s wrong with not caring if people see your breasts? I don’t care if people see mine. If someone wants to sell video of my hard semi torn nipples for $20 a pop, go for it.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/46 "2001-01-19T06:03:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> Let me be the first to say that there is no need to specify “for a woman” when using the words “lovely” and “breasts” in a sentence.  
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Beg to [url = “[http://www.gay-free-pics.com/bozhemoi/clothed/shredded.jpg](http://www.gay-free-pics.com/bozhemoi/clothed/shredded.jpg)”]differ.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/47 "2001-01-19T06:08:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tatertot \*  
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> > . For these girls, evidently that’s not the case.
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> No offense Punha, but how do you know?\*\*

Combination of, as I see now, misreading the OP and a poor choice of words.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/48 "2001-01-19T06:10:41Z")

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Hey, matt\_mcl, that page didn’t work for me.

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/49 "2001-01-19T10:20:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xtal \*  
> **There must be a market for this type of …uh…(can I buy a noun here?)**

SMUT! My vote is for ‘Smut’

…such a cute word…  
smut, smut, smut…

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/50 "2001-01-19T12:57:13Z")

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Imagine how these poor women feel… seeing their faces (and pther parts) on TV every fifteen minutes or so. I bet that wasn’t what they expected to be the end result. Think how ‘proud’ they must be. I get mad at the producers for not fuzzing out their faces, at least in the ads.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/51 "2001-01-23T01:09:02Z")

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SMUT! Of course! Thank you Gravity! I can’t think why I didn’t think of that. Not only is it a great word, it’s one of my favorite songs.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/52 "2001-01-23T01:44:52Z")

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Having seen the video in question (thanks to the same friend who buys the Jerry Springer videos), I have this to add to the mix:

They’re not precisely a case of guys with vidcams prowling around and waiting for a random flesh-flash. For the most part, the video consists of the filmer approaching the women on the street, camcorder in full view, and asking women to flash for beads. In other words, the women are _specifically flashing the guy with the camera_, not just letting it hang out in general, so they know damn well that they’re being filmed. Does that change y’all’s analyses any?

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-i-dont-care-about-your-tits-you-vapid-bimbo/50665/53 "2001-01-23T06:19:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Torque \*  
> \*\*In other words, the women are _specifically flashing the guy with the camera_, not just letting it hang out in general, so they know damn well that they’re being filmed. Does that change y’all’s analyses any? \*\*

Yeah. Now I know that there really _is_ a form of life on this planet dumber than pond scum.

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