# No, I'm not bias, dipshit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523 "2002-08-25T21:11:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/21 "2002-08-26T16:08:50Z")

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You’re all so close minded.  
(:rolleyes:)

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/22 "2002-08-26T16:10:25Z")

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Damn. The scenery on my post fell over, revealing the stagehand for all to see…

I meant to say: [:rolleyes:]

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/23 "2002-08-26T17:19:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*You’re all so close minded.  
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Shouldn’t that be “You’re all so clothes minded”?

Oops, for a second I thought I was in the Fashion Police thread.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/24 "2002-08-26T18:10:32Z")

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There’s alot of things in here that drive me crazy. It makes me want to loose my mind.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/25 "2002-08-26T18:24:49Z")

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Who was that guy that activated the throne?

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/26 "2002-08-26T19:18:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RickJay \*  
> \*\*There’s alot of things in here that drive me crazy. It makes me want to loose my mind. \*\*

**RickJay** you die now.

Or, that’s what I would of said, if my brain hadn’t already exploded.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/27 "2002-08-27T00:18:45Z")

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I’d just like to reiterate what I said about the underwears. You won’t find THAT in any book in the liberry.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/28 "2002-08-27T00:34:07Z")

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Well, for all intensive purposes, you’ve got another think coming.

I’ll be at the libary.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/29 "2002-08-27T00:45:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
> I’m just a shiksa and all, but shouldn’t that be you’re mohel cuts on the bias?

Oh, now I get it! Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/30 "2002-08-27T00:56:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by andros \*  
> \*\*Irregardless, it’s annoying. \*\*

Hearing “Irregardless” is equal to nails on a chalkboard. Thank You for including it, this word needs to die a quick death but I fear it’s here to stay.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/31 "2002-08-27T01:17:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \*  
> \*\*No, you are not bias. I know for a fact that you were not cut on the bias.
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> You were cut on the grain.
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> (Sorry, little sewing in-joke there.) \*\*

DAMMIT! I came in here all set to make the fabring/sewing joke and you beat me to it! WHORE!! 😉

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/32 "2002-08-28T02:27:44Z")

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Chill. Chances are that most of the time this is done to mock the very people you are ranting about.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/33 "2002-08-28T06:40:44Z")

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What about _Len_ Bias, hmm? I know he’s dead and all, but still! 😛

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/34 "2002-08-28T19:37:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*DAMMIT! I came in here all set to make the fabring/sewing joke and you beat me to it! WHORE!! 😉 \*\*

You frikking SEAMRIPPER!!!  
😛

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/35 "2002-08-28T20:32:39Z")

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Do I even need to mention the horror that is the reference to “roll playing games”?

Whoops, I just did.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/36 "2002-08-28T21:08:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RickJay \*  
> \*\*Do I even need to mention the horror that is the reference to “roll playing games”?

We used to get in trouble at the dinner table for that.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/37 "2002-08-29T01:25:28Z")

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Readint this thread is making me feel so… disorientated.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/38 "2002-08-29T05:12:26Z")

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well, those games usually have a lot of dice rolling…

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/39 "2002-08-29T07:27:25Z")

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Still and yet, there’s alot of folks who could of been good righters.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-im-not-bias-dipshit/125523/40 "2002-08-29T19:06:56Z")

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Response to someone bitching about CNN’s coverage of the death of the Camaro, Firebird:

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> GEt a life, are you going to write a letter to everyone who “disses” your precouis little cars? People dis soo much on imports, its not even funny anymore, and do we get all wound up and start writting letters? No, we pop a soda and watch Hi-Rev Tuenrs.

Give the kid credit for punctuation and capitalization. My favorite part is “precouis.” Your mind says precious, but your mouth says yes. Maybe he thinks some cars are precocious, given the new electronic ‘brains’ and all.

Don’t look too long, “tueners” is starting to look correct to me. I have vowel problems sometimes anyway. Don’t worry, I saw the doctor.

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