# No matter how hard I try...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-hard-i-try/659184>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 24, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-hard-i-try/659184 "2013-05-24T01:04:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![IaMoDiNaRy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IaMoDiNaRy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IaMoDiNaRy)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-hard-i-try/659184/61 "2013-05-31T16:38:57Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> I can do winks with either eye, I can twitch my nose like Samantha in Bewitched, I can even lift my left eyebrow but not the right [nerve damage from whacking the side of my head falling out of a tree when I was really young].]

This. Can’t do the right eyebrow anymore either due to nerve damage from a serious car accident.

I can whistle, snap my fingers, jump rope and ride horses with great skill. However, I am a spaz at dancing and have never been able to follow any aerobics routines. I’m probably the most uncoordinated person you will ever meet.

I also am seriously “directionally challenged”. I bought my first Garmin GPS in Feb 2007 and it was the most wonderful thing!

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