# No matter how you shake and dance- how to keep the last drop of piss off my leg? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155 "2008-01-11T17:43:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/41 "2008-01-12T21:20:26Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] No matter how you shake your peg The last few drops drip down your leg Is how we said it at school [/QUOTE] Is this the rhyme? I’ve read the whole thread thinking, there’s a rhyme about males peeing? What else do I not know? ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/42 "2008-01-12T21:44:55Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] I suppose you could just not wear those particular khakis, but that doesn’t really resolve the **underlying issue**. [/QUOTE] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/43 "2008-01-12T21:46:55Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Is this the rhyme? I’ve read the whole thread thinking, there’s a rhyme about males peeing? What else do I not know? [/QUOTE] another version: You can shake and you can dance, but the last few drops go in your pants. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/44 "2008-01-13T00:35:41Z")
My answer: Boxer briefs. Nice, absorbent cotton boxer briefs. After doing your business, tuck Mr. Special into crotchpiece (where there’s two layers of fabric) rather than letting him hang loose. BTW, besides the aforementioned p-trap configuration thing, we gentlemen also have to deal, in due course of time, with the effects of aging on that certain other “p” word involved in our genitourinary tract, which adds a constriction to the whole system that makes for incomplete voiding. The engineering involved in that bodily region speaks loudly against “intelligent” design…😉 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/45 "2008-01-13T01:14:19Z")
Pipe cleaners have many uses ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/46 "2008-01-15T14:49:15Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] You could try weraing a kilt and keeping a wide stance. I’m sure this is why they were invented. [/QUOTE] I try to use a toliet and drop trou. If I must use a urinal, my left hand is placed to act as a gutter. ---
**Author:** ![lalenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@lalenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lalenin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/47 "2008-01-15T15:08:50Z")
Wring drying. ---
**Author:** ![Viridiana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Viridiana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viridiana)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/48 "2008-01-15T21:48:39Z")
Canned Air? ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155/49 "2008-01-15T21:57:59Z")
Oh thank God other guys have this problem. Good suggestions, so far - I’ll try **Dunawake** ’s suggestion later today. And then, I’ll probably start looking for a new job. 😛 LilShieste [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-matter-how-you-shake-and-dance-how-to-keep-the-last-drop-of-piss-off-my-leg/433155.md?page=2)