# 'No' Means November Rants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2013, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729 "2013-10-31T07:36:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MickNickMaggies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@MickNickMaggies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MickNickMaggies)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/121 "2013-11-04T17:23:52Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> If you’re nursing try nursing her while she’s getting her vaccines. Studies show that breast milk helps reduce the pain from shots.

I wanted to- worked great for her PKU/CF/etc blood draw- but Doc isn’t down with it.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/122 "2013-11-04T18:48:16Z")

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Isn’t down with what? You breast-feeding while the kid’s getting the shots? 😕

/As an aside, I typo’d that as “bread-feeding” and then though … well, maybe doc would be OK with bread?

**Minor whine** : I woke up with a persistent twitch in my top eyelid. Hours later, and it’s \*still \*there! Gawddayum but that’s annoying.

**Major whine** : I’m moving next week. I have a LOT of packing and sorting yet to do, downsizing into a 1-bedroom and whatnot, and I’m tired of it all. (Hm m m … stress/tiredness might have something to do with that eye … ) Luckily, my next-door-neighbor mentioned wanting to hold a yard sale this upcoming weekend. Me: “Oh, I have a TON of stuff to sell off!” This will be good: instead of me breaking my back to load stuff to the Goodwill truck, people will be coming to ME, and maybe even giving me MONEY, for the unique privilege of hauling away my stuff. OK, thumbs up!

But. My parents are going to come by sometime this week to help me. I appreciate the help - really, I couldn’t \*physically \*do all this myself - but we’re going to have major, um, disagreements about what I should keep and what I should sell. And for how much …

I still can’t believe how fast this all happened, but now that it’s started, I just want it all to be OVER WITH so I can, I dunno, relax and play with the kittehs after work, instead of boxing and sorting and throwing away things I’d kinda like to keep.

Not to mention: the combined CD collection. Ye gods. We kept them separate for years after we got together because we joked what a major PITA it would be to sort them back out again. Well, now the joke’s on me :smack: and I’m runnin’ out of time. And long ago ran out of energy, both mental and physical.

- eyelid twitch \*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/123 "2013-11-04T18:52:38Z")

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I get the persistent eye-twitch from stress, so yeah, that probably has something to do with it. 🙂

Can you tell your parents to be supportive rather than combative in this difficult time for you? I don’t really understand why they don’t know this already, but maybe they need a reminder.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/124 "2013-11-04T20:01:27Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Goodamned stinking 30-second unskippable ads before YouTube videos! Stop wasting my time. And they’re usually ads for Cheerios. I fucking hate Cheerios.

Because they make your pee smell funny?

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/125 "2013-11-04T20:23:12Z")

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My roomie just walked in, grumping. She was laid down for a nap when some Republican looking for a vote called her. \*\*She just told me she told them that she was going to find a random Democrat and vote for them just because they called her \*\*[and to stop calling her] 😛

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/126 "2013-11-04T20:50:55Z")

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I am way more cranky than I should be that someone misread my message to them and responded completely wrongly. Now I have to respond back, correcting their mistake, and possibly end up looking like a jerk for correcting them. Why can’t people pay better attention to detail?

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**Author:** ![BetsQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BetsQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BetsQ)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/127 "2013-11-04T20:58:42Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> Sure, here [New Answer - Magoosh GRE](http://gre.magoosh.com/questions/819)

I don’t remember a thing about sines and cosines, but I was able to guess the correct answer via a process of elimination in just a couple minutes. Don’t overthink the GRE.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/128 "2013-11-04T21:44:04Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Also, clean the snow off your fucking license plate. If I were a cop and I saw a truck that had had the snow cleaned off everywhere except the plate, I would ticket those assholes every damned time.

It’s [illegal](http://legis.state.sd.us/statutes/DisplayStatute.aspx?Type=Statute&Statute=32-5-98) here, but the cops rarely do anything about it. They could make a bloody fortune if they did.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/129 "2013-11-04T21:53:23Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> My sinuses are congested right now, and the inflammation is radiating downward into my maxillary bone, to the point where I want to grab a pliers and yank out all of my upper teeth.
> 
> Ow.

Get thee to a doctor and get some Amoxicillin. When I had a sinus infection that migrated to my teeth, it was the worst pain I’d ever felt, Amoxicillin cleared it up in about 30 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/130 "2013-11-04T21:59:54Z")

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> [@BetsQ](#):
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> I don’t remember a thing about sines and cosines, but I was able to guess the correct answer via a process of elimination in just a couple minutes. Don’t overthink the GRE.

Good point. It should be pretty obvious that x \> y (which eliminates three of the five answers), but that x is not exactly twice y (which eliminates a fourth).

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**Author:** ![James\_Toothpaste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@James\_Toothpaste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Toothpaste)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/131 "2013-11-04T22:07:30Z")

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I totally hate November. it’s just a boring, cold month. The only worse month is December. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/132 "2013-11-04T22:16:22Z")

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> [@James\_Toothpaste](#):
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> I totally hate November. it’s just a boring, cold month. The only worse month is December. :mad:

Well, except for January. And February.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/133 "2013-11-04T23:17:21Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> Well, except for January. And February.

And last year it snowed in March, too! Arrrrrrgh!

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/134 "2013-11-04T23:19:06Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Goodamned stinking 30-second unskippable ads before YouTube videos! Stop wasting my time. And they’re usually ads for Cheerios. I fucking hate Cheerios.

So install fucking AdblockPlus already. I’ve never seen a damn ad on youtube ever.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/135 "2013-11-04T23:27:15Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> Goddamned auto-flush!!! Give me a minute, will ya??  
> It flushes the second I stand up. The very second! I get no time to wipe, and I do not wipe whilst seated. No man does! 😕

I love how if they manage to actually provide those “for your protection” seat covers, the autoflush winds up activating and sucking them down before I can sit down after applying one. Eventually I decided the easiest thing to do was pull out an extra cover and use it to block the damn autoflush sensor.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/136 "2013-11-04T23:35:13Z")

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> [@Scribble](#):
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> I hate to break it to you, but the principal prey of house centipedes isn’t ants. It’s cockroaches. If you have a lot of house centipedes, you probably have a roach problem.

That’s weird, we don’t have cockroaches here at all (never seen one other than on TV) but we do have the occasional house centipede. It’s quite creepy when you smash one and see the purple blood they leave behind. YUCK

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/137 "2013-11-04T23:44:24Z")

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(((kaylasdad99)))

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> . . . I appreciate the help - really, I couldn’t \*physically \*do all this myself - but we’re going to have major, um, disagreements about what I should keep and what I should sell. And for how much …
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> . . .

I know that you know this, but if you’re having to move fast, how much things sell for is irrelevant. What you need is to have a certain amount of stuff gone. I’m sure you’re going to be a good daughter and give them good deals on anything on your to-go-list that they might be interested in. If you try to sell things for too much you risk being stuck leaving them on the curb with FREE signs. Assuming that even works in your area.

Here’s hoping that the garage sale goes really well.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/138 "2013-11-05T00:06:00Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> So install fucking AdblockPlus already. I’ve never seen a damn ad on youtube ever.

I did so earlier today. Seems to have worked so far. 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/139 "2013-11-05T01:44:24Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> That’s weird, we don’t have cockroaches here at all (never seen one other than on TV) but we do have the occasional house centipede. It’s quite creepy when you smash one and see the purple blood they leave behind. YUCK

Your profile says you live in Michigan; I bet there are cockroaches in Michigan. I wonder how you’ve been lucky enough not to see one.

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**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-means-november-rants/672729/140 "2013-11-05T03:00:39Z")

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Moving always sucks. ALWAYS! Your move is worse than most, PHS. You have my sympathy and I hope the yard sale goes well. When I moved, I did a yard sale. It didn’t suck, but while I did want to get money for my stuff, mostly I just wanted strangers to make it go away. What was left went to St Vincent’s.

We have a new litter with mama. They all seem to be healthy and bright eyed and aren’t sneezing. They were vetted before they came to us a week ago. Lucky started sneezing on Saturday and seems to be losing weight.

Tonight everyone got fancy feast and Lucky left half of his in the bowl. Everytime he sneezes I remind him that going to the vet means he’s going to get his temp taken, but he just doesn’t seem to be listening to me. Kitteh anal probe will happen tomorrow at 2 pm. News at 7.

OK, I’m lieing about that. Our vet uses an ear thingy, but I can hope that my threats will help, right?

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