# No men will be dipping their wick in this crazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893 "2014-01-04T18:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/21 "2014-01-04T19:52:58Z")
> [@](#): > > There are many other ways of becoming pregnant than through penetration of the penis into the vagina. For instance, putting sperm on the vulva is enough to become pregnant. I think elephants do it that way. But they do stick it in until they’re ready to ejaculate, because they’re rapists. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/22 "2014-01-04T20:17:44Z")
I thought that was going to be a rant against PPV prices… ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/23 "2014-01-04T20:31:24Z")
I couldn’t even finish reading that. It was like it was written by someone from another planet. Something really really awful must have happened to her. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/24 "2014-01-04T20:35:08Z")
Or just standard-issue crazy (schizophrenia or serious bipolar disorder) manifesting in a “men hate women, society enslaves women” way instead of the usual government/religious conspiracy ways. Pity is, the actual crimes that happen against women probably just fuel her paranoia. And yeah, it’s actually quite sad once you get past the “holy shit, really?!” reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/25 "2014-01-04T21:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > PIV is a man mounting on a woman Apparently no one ever told her about cowgirl. Seriously, you gotta love the patronizing attitude: “if you say you’re a woman who likes piv, you’re brainwashed. WE know what’s better for you.” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/26 "2014-01-04T21:21:33Z")
"PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection. " At least she said it was large. Yes that’s all I got out of the article. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/27 "2014-01-04T21:21:36Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > “radical wind blowing through female outerspace” > > and all I could think of was fart gags. > > I am very, very sorry. I’m not. That’s exactly what that breezy, intellectualized strand of shit says. The “all heterosexual intercourse is rape” thing goes back to one of the hyper-radical feminists whose name I willfully forget. Nuthin’ new here. It’s yer snatch, lady. Keep it zipped if that’s what thrills you. ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/28 "2014-01-04T21:25:02Z")
Guys, she’s on to us. There must have been a mole at one of our secret meetings: > [@](#): > > My previous post of the series was about how emotional/sexual attachment to men (‘heterosexuality’) exists only within the context of OPPRESSION, GENOCIDE or globally organised violence against women by men as a class. Which means that this emotional bond to men can’t be anything else than an uncontrolled chemical response to that inescapable violence and oppression. A response to which men have conditioned us through a fine-tuned system of repression, deprivation, constraints and reward, grooming and brainwashing – aimed to modify our behaviour to ensure our long-term submission. Within this inescapable subordination to men, we can only fear them or trauma-bond to them: therefore love does not exist towards men. ([Link](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/category/heterocage/)) ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/29 "2014-01-04T21:25:33Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > [http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/) > > I swear you can’t make this stuff up That’s an “interesting” read, in a crazy sort of way. I’d like to shake your hand! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/30 "2014-01-04T21:30:21Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > That’s an “interesting” read, in a crazy sort of way. I’d like to shake your hand! You’re under arrest for conspiracy to commit felonious assault. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/31 "2014-01-04T21:43:51Z")
Then there was this time someone complimented her on her jumper: [http://sdrv.ms/19I18k5](http://sdrv.ms/19I18k5) ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/32 "2014-01-04T22:22:59Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > Then there was this time someone complimented her on her jumper: > > [http://sdrv.ms/19I18k5](http://sdrv.ms/19I18k5) I’m not going to click on a masked URL. Do you have a real link? ---
**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/33 "2014-01-04T22:32:17Z")
Wow - I’m guessing she is serious, and of course she is approving the comments - otherwise the first one would have been… “She must really like anal.” ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/34 "2014-01-04T22:41:28Z")
> [@Ruken](#): > > I’m not going to click on a masked URL. Do you have a real link? It’s just a bit of silliness so probably not worth the effort TBH. [But since you asked.](https://skydrive.live.com/redir?resid=63300038D4FD08DE!9963&authkey=!AH5YIOE1G3Q7U14&v=3&ithint=photo%2c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/35 "2014-01-04T22:46:57Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > The “all heterosexual intercourse is rape” thing goes back to one of the hyper-radical feminists whose name I willfully forget. Andrea Dworkin? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/36 "2014-01-04T22:55:40Z")
Huh. [Hacker Factor pegs the author as male](http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze). > [@](#): > > Genre: Informal > Female = 1205 > Male = 2763 > Difference = 1558; 69.63% > Verdict: MALE Is that a plot twist? We’re into Poe’s Law territory here for me; I’m honestly not sure. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/37 "2014-01-04T23:06:26Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Andrea Dworkin? So why don’t you just give me a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice in it? (This reminds me of the only Huckleberry Hound cartoon I can remember: Huck is a Foreign Legionnaire who joined to forget his girlfriend’s name. When he is successful, he celebrates by playing the only record the base has: “My Darling Clementine.” Which is the GF’s name, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/38 "2014-01-04T23:08:57Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Huh. [Hacker Factor pegs the author as male](http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze). > > Is that a plot twist? We’re into Poe’s Law territory here for me; I’m honestly not sure. I would be surprised if a virulently anti-male feminist registered as female on this (openly loose) scale. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/39 "2014-01-04T23:14:07Z")
She’s a Radfem, a hate group. The group isn’t just compiled of nutter nobodies either. They also have as influential members [" legislative lobbyist, an arts council member, a political writer, a bestselling novelist, a communications assistant for a national chamber of commerce, a web developer, a special education teacher and a child care worker."](http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/radfem-hub-the-underbelly-of-a-hate-movement/) Question is, if they get rid of all the men who’s going to do the jobs women typically have zero interest in doing ? Coal mining, paving roads, roofers etc. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/40 "2014-01-04T23:36:04Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > I clicked the link and read the text in the banner: > > “radical wind > blowing through female outerspace” > > and all I could think of was fart gags. > > I am very, very sorry. “Tonight on _Farts of Space_…” I’m sorry I can’t come up with anything funny to follow that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893.md?page=3)