# No men will be dipping their wick in this crazy

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893 "2014-01-04T18:14:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/41 "2014-01-04T23:40:44Z")

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I am guessing her first boyfriend was John Norman…and he didn’t like her very much.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/42 "2014-01-04T23:45:10Z")

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I couldn’t get past the word “radfem.” Can someone please summarize this?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/43 "2014-01-05T00:09:58Z")

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> [@Ibanez](#):
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> She’s a Radfem, a hate group. The group isn’t just compiled of nutter nobodies either. They also have as influential members [" legislative lobbyist, an arts council member, a political writer, a bestselling novelist, a communications assistant for a national chamber of commerce, a web developer, a special education teacher and a child care worker."](http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/radfem-hub-the-underbelly-of-a-hate-movement/) Question is, if they get rid of all the men who’s going to do the jobs women typically have zero interest in doing ? Coal mining, paving roads, roofers etc.

A Big Brother contestant, a communications assistant for the (no doubt prestigious, I’m sure) French-Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry in Australia. A WEB DEVELOPER.

Men, to the barricades!

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/44 "2014-01-05T00:20:51Z")

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I look at a screed like that and think “Honey, it’s totally OK if you’re a lesbian and think boys are icky, but please don’t impose your sexual orientation on me.”

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/45 "2014-01-05T00:28:14Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> I look at a screed like that and think “Honey, it’s totally OK if you’re a lesbian and think boys are icky, but please don’t impose your sexual orientation on me.”

But you’ve been brainwashed. \*\*BRAINWASHED!! \*\*:eek:

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/46 "2014-01-05T00:42:10Z")

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Wait, so intercourse is rape because it’s can be a bit hurty for the lady the first few times, and the vagina is only for letting babies out, not penises in.

Ri…ight… Because babies just pop out painlessly, of course.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/47 "2014-01-05T00:54:20Z")

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“PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection.”

Only if he’s doing it right!

> [@Broomstick](#):
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> I look at a screed like that and think “Honey, it’s totally OK if you’re a lesbian and think boys are icky, but please don’t impose your sexual orientation on me.”

You’ve been stuffed like a corpse, haven’t you?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/48 "2014-01-05T01:00:28Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> I look at a screed like that and think “Honey, it’s totally OK if you’re a lesbian and think boys are icky, but please don’t impose your sexual orientation on me.”

Careful with that though. The author of the linked article doesn’t just want no PIV herself - she wants the whole world that way. I don’t think that’s the typical mindset of a lesbian - it’s the mindset of a fucking nutcase.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/49 "2014-01-05T01:01:03Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> I couldn’t get past the word “radfem.” Can someone please summarize this?

Essential all **P** enis **I** n **V** agina sex is rape. The man is forcing his large body part into a woman’s intimate parts and depositing his dejected (whatever that is?) into her. If you enjoy PIV it’s because you have been brainwashed into thinking it’s enjoyable because that is what men want you to think. You really have no choice when it comes to sex because even if you consent you are only consenting because you have no choice, it’s either consent or be raped so either way you are being raped, you just don’t know you are being raped.  
PIV is unnatural and leads to all kinds of diseases, tears, traumas and OMG! the woman might get pregnant. The only purpose of a vagina is to push babies out, it’s not meant for penises to go in. It’s obvious that a penis should never go in because it hurts the first time and that pain is your body’s way of saying sex is unnatural. If it stops hurting and becomes pleasurable it’s because you have become brainwashed into believing it feels good.

I know I’m leaving out a lot but it’s bizarre, and a little beyond crazy.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/50 "2014-01-05T01:05:13Z")

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> [@DataX](#):
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> Wow - I’m guessing she is serious, and of course she is approving the comments - otherwise the first one would have been…
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> “She must really like anal.”

Well, it would explain why she had that stick shoved so far up there.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/51 "2014-01-05T01:09:37Z")

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At the risk of sounding like a slut,  
I would be very happy to take all the PIV they are rejecting. The more PIV they reject the more that is left for the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/52 "2014-01-05T01:11:33Z")

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Should all women throughout history have been impregnated via IVF? Makes sense.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/53 "2014-01-05T01:15:45Z")

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> [@RobDog](#):
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> I clicked the link and read the text in the banner:
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> “radical wind  
> blowing through female outerspace”
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> and all I could think of was fart gags.
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> I am very, very sorry.

I understand the technical term is “queefs.”

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/54 "2014-01-05T01:17:52Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Should all women throughout history have been impregnated via IVF? Makes sense.

I don’t think you understand, men are an accident. Women are **supposed** to reproduce via fission (or perhaps budding). Lesbian sex may help this process along, but is not necessary.

It’s only due to the patriarchy and disgusting genetic engineering that sperm is even needed for reproduction.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/55 "2014-01-05T01:18:06Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> By context I’m guessing it’s **P** enis **I** n **V** agina. But I could be totally wrong - I am a man, after all.

Wait - you’re a man, so that means you **must** wrong, but if you’re wrong, that means that the point of that blog is also wrong, but …

You’ve used your All-Pervasive Male Propaganda Powers to make me doubt that this is truth, haven’t you? I knew it! I think I’ll start a blog!

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/56 "2014-01-05T01:32:10Z")

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> [@Inna\_Minnit](#):
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> I enjoy a good session of PIV. And if it’s really good, it needs to happen often.

No, not according to her you don’t. In fact, that was the most striking thing, to me, as I read her essay: she obviously thinks other women are stupid, gullible, and incapable of exercising control over their lives. For example:

> [@](#):
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> **First, well intercourse is NEVER sex for women. Only men experience rape as sexual and define it as such. Sex for men is the unilateral penetration of their penis into a woman (or anything else replacing and symbolising the female orifice) whether she thinks she wants it or not** – which is the definition of rape: that he will to do it anyway and that he uses her and treats her as a receptacle, in all circumstances – it makes no difference to him experiencing it as sexual.

The crazy is strong here; prolly well above 6 Bachmanns, perhaps even in the range of 2.5 Treadwells.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/57 "2014-01-05T01:41:42Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> “PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection.”

Is anyone else turned on right now?

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/58 "2014-01-05T02:00:40Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> Is anyone else turned on right now?

\< raises hand \>

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/59 "2014-01-05T02:07:11Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> Is anyone else turned on right now?

I don’t know,

- shaking her like he would stuff a corpse\* kind of spoils the mood for me.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/60 "2014-01-05T02:18:59Z")

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It’s always saddening to be reminded that people like this actually exist in the real world, and not just absurd stereotypes.

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