# No men will be dipping their wick in this crazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893 "2014-01-04T18:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/81 "2014-01-05T16:20:21Z")
Eh, I can’t begrudge some women from feeling the way she does. Heck, I’m a straight male and I’ve had moments when I’d agree with her. She seems to desire a world with absolutely no perceived power imbalance between men and women, even down to basic physical characteristics. It may be pretty weird but I can’t really criticize the emotions behind it. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/82 "2014-01-05T16:49:18Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Is a lesbian using a strap-on also rape? Strap-ons and dildos are male fantasy versions of lesbian sex. They can’t conceive of fucking someone without a dick involved. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/83 "2014-01-05T17:31:33Z")
> [@Blackberry](#): > > Is anyone else turned on right now? Yeah, reading that made me vaguely horny. Maybe something about forbidden fruit. The author is a sad case, though–there is much pleasure and joy that could be, that is not, and never will be, for her. And that’s sad. Although upon edit, perhaps she is in a satisfying same-sex relationship, but I still don’t read a lot of joy and pleasure in her life. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/84 "2014-01-05T18:42:40Z")
I guess I’ll have to work on my corpse-stuffing technique. Apparently I am stuffing my corpses incorrectly because there is no shaking involved. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/85 "2014-01-05T19:06:59Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > I guess I’ll have to work on my corpse-stuffing technique. Apparently I am stuffing my corpses incorrectly because there is no shaking involved. So you’re saying they just lie there…like a corpse. ::runs::, ::hides:: ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/86 "2014-01-05T19:36:51Z")
> **[women’s supersensory powers, continued](https://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/womens-supersensory-powers-continued/)** > > The main point in the previous post was to say that if we look at the truth on biology from a radical feminist perspective, it doesn’t just lead to conclusions on male nature but also inevita… I’m momentarily morbidly fascinated with this person. In the post I linked to here, she explains about women’s cognitive and physiological superiority to men and their ability to communicate with plants. Men are mutations of women. In the comments, they hope that men will die out soon. I do think this person (or people, if the commenters are actual, different people) lives a sad kind of existence in such a hostile, violent, brainwashed world. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/87 "2014-01-05T19:44:44Z")
The nice thing about the internet - no matter how crazy you are, you learn you aren’t alone. I’m thinking that getting rid of PIV sex would solve any human overpopulation problems we have nicely - yes, you MIGHT get pregnant with a little sperm on your vulva - but your chances go way the heck down. We’d be like pandas ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/88 "2014-01-05T19:45:42Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Yeah, reading that made me vaguely horny. Dude…man…I was joking. > [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > [In retrospect to the 85,000, reformism and other things | radical wind](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/womens-supersensory-powers-continued/In) the comments, they hope that men will die out soon. Can’t think of any reason that wouldn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/89 "2014-01-05T19:51:51Z")
“PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection.” Mine’s not that large - is it OK then? Five or ten years ago, I would have thought the article was trolling, or parody. Unfortunately, I am less naïve. Still and all, when blog posts like this disappear - > [@](#): > > I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways, they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may reply, if she wants to. a little light will go out of the world. Regards, Shodan (who used not to be sure how he would stuff a corpse, but now has some idea) ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/90 "2014-01-05T19:52:50Z")
Originally Posted by Savannah View Post Yeah, reading that made me vaguely horny. [quote=“Blackberry, post:88, topic:677893”] Dude…man…I was joking. Heh. I wasn’t. Repeat “penis-in-vagina” enough times, and well, er. Yes, please! It just reminded me of the pleasures of sex, and how fulfilling it can be, to have, er, penis in vagina. Hence, vaguely aroused. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/91 "2014-01-05T19:58:01Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > [women’s supersensory powers, continued | radical wind](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/womens-supersensory-powers-continued/) > > I’m momentarily morbidly fascinated with this person. In the post I linked to here, she explains about women’s cognitive and physiological superiority to men and their ability to communicate with plants. Men are mutations of women. In the comments, they hope that men will die out soon. Or, even more directly: [QUOTE=witchwind] we do have a fundamental right to kill our torturers, rapists and abusers – especially given that they never stop finding new victims as long as they’re alive, we’re certainly doing other women a service too, on top of saving our own lives. The only way it could work without risking severe male retaliation is for all women to do it at the same time, literally at the same time, so that the remaining males wouldn’t be sufficient in number and wouldn’t have enough time to organise repression harshly enough to terrorise women back into domestication. [/QUOTE] Of course, the irony is that the perfect time to do this would be at a moment when we’re highly distracted. That’s right: PIV. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/92 "2014-01-05T20:04:44Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Yeah, reading that made me vaguely horny. > > Maybe something about forbidden fruit. Nah, nothing about forbidden fruit. Just that sometimes what she describes sounds fun. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/93 "2014-01-05T20:08:27Z")
This whole thing smells like a troll post. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/94 "2014-01-05T20:10:10Z")
[QUOTE=Savannah] Heh. I wasn’t. Repeat “penis-in-vagina” enough times, and well, er. Yes, please! It just reminded me of the pleasures of sex, and how fulfilling it can be, to have, er, penis in vagina. Hence, vaguely aroused. [/QUOTE] I know, right? Fortunately, my wife was brainwashed to like some thrusting and stuffing. She’s never expressed any real interest in semen on her vulva, but I’m not sure we’ve ever really talked much about it. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/95 "2014-01-05T20:21:22Z")
> [@Silophant](#): > > I believe that anything going into the vagina is rape, because it hurts the first time. Not always. My first PIV experience wasn’t painful at all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/96 "2014-01-05T20:56:12Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > “PIV is a man mounting on a woman to thrust a large member of himself into her most intimate parts, often forcing her to be entirely naked, banging himself against her with the whole weight of his body and hips, shaking her like he would stuff a corpse, then using her insides as a receptacle for his penile dejection.” So if my wife likes to be on top, and I consent… …sonofabitch, she’s been raping me! With the whole weight of her body! Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/97 "2014-01-05T21:00:42Z")
I shudder to think about those who have done SOV (semen on vulva), and then had sons. Think of how they’re treated by these fruit baskets. ☹ I get the impression that this woman thinks that [ALL sexuality](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2014/01/02/intercourse-and-manufactured-female-pleasure-politics-of-love-part-iii/) – even homosexuality – is somehow tainted. My only explanation is that the only men they’ve ever known were complete sociopaths. This whole thing is fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/98 "2014-01-05T21:13:55Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > So if my wife likes to be on top, and I consent… > > …sonofabitch, she’s been raping me! With the whole weight of her body! Who knew? You lucky stiff! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/99 "2014-01-05T21:14:58Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I get the impression that this woman thinks that [ALL sexuality](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2014/01/02/intercourse-and-manufactured-female-pleasure-politics-of-love-part-iii/) – even homosexuality – is somehow tainted. Yes, if she weren’t quite so open-minded, she’d make a good Catholic [“inter urinas et faeces nascimur”](http://kometbomb.net/latinat0r/inter+urinas+et+faeces+nascimur) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/100 "2014-01-05T21:26:05Z")
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