# No men will be dipping their wick in this crazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893 "2014-01-04T18:14:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/141 "2014-01-06T22:27:53Z")

</div>

> [@MEBuckner](#):
>
> And this whackjob is basically telling _all_ of them–the Vast Majority of Women on Earth–that, no, they’re not really grown-up self-actualized empowered adults who are capable of making their own decisions about their lives and all.

This is the part that kills me about all kinds of woo. The certainty that “I, alone, know the truth and I must enlighten all the brainwashed sheep. Forget about any kind of evidence. It’s all tainted. You can only trust me, and those who agree with me.”

> [@](#):
>
> Responding to Limbaugh’s roundhouse charge that feminists (“feminazis”) believe that all heterosexual sex is rape, Franken offers the following: “I know a lot of  
> women, almost all of whom consider themselves feminist, and I know only one  
> who actually holds this belief. And we’ve been married nearly 20 years.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/142 "2014-01-06T22:35:02Z")

</div>

> [@Smeghead](#):
>
> I’m sure she’s fine with them. I mean, it’s not like she’s CRAZY!

You magnificent bastard. I can’t stop laughing.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/143 "2014-01-06T22:52:23Z")

</div>

Not only do I love to have a penis in my vagina, I also love to have really large dildos in there too… Does that mean I’m extra brainwashed?

That list of hers about men giving women shit for free… isn’t that anti feminist? What about equal rights for men and women? Sounds more to me like this crazy girl lost her virginity to Ron Jeremy!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/144 "2014-01-06T23:51:25Z")

</div>

> [@Guinastasia](#):
>
> [The ALL MEN ARE EVIL](http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/05/19/spot-the-man-behind-the-man/) (because you can’t make this shit up)

Now that is some funny shit, I don’t care who you are. I have to assume it is serious even though it looks like a well done parody of something… The ‘Spot the Man’ game is completely stupid and brilliant at the same time.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/145 "2014-01-06T23:56:57Z")

</div>

> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
>
> You magnificent bastard. I can’t stop laughing.

Oddly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve been told that in connection with PIV…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/146 "2014-01-07T00:09:40Z")

</div>

> [@Smeghead](#):
>
> Oddly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve been told that in connection with PIV…

hahahaha

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![amorali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@amorali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amorali)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/147 "2014-01-07T00:30:48Z")

</div>

> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
>
> Honest question: do the RadFems of Color bag on the white RF’s for their oppressive legacy?

I don’t know but I do know that among fighters for African American rights it gets thrown out a lot that the anti slavery movement and civil rights movement did more for white women than anyone else.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/148 "2014-01-07T00:48:50Z")

</div>

> [@amorali](#):
>
> I don’t know but I do know that among fighters for African American rights it gets thrown out a lot that the anti slavery movement and civil rights movement did more for white women than anyone else.

Worked for me.  
Wait. What were we talking about?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/149 "2014-01-07T00:55:24Z")

</div>

I may be in the minority but I love crazy people. They bring the tenuously sane people together. We could be having a debate with many of the same people that have posted in this thread and be in violent disagreement about lots of things, especially feminism or men’s rights and nobody would budge an inch. However, you stick a truly crazy into the mix and suddenly everyone becomes much more moderate.

I have seen the same thing on lots of divisive issues. I once witnessed a drunk white supremacist get his ass absolutely kicked physically by two white trash guys for calling Eddie Murphy a ‘worthless nigger’ repeatedly (this was at a rural bonfire party). They were all horribly racist in general but even they realized that you can step over some lines and decided to do something about it because they were Eddie Murphy fans.

A truly crazy person can turn even the worst among us into temporary civil rights activists just by the simple virtue of being a worse person than almost everyone else.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/150 "2014-01-07T04:19:16Z")

</div>

> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
>
> What’s her policy on handshakes?

Holy crap! I just realized…what if PIV stands for “Palm Is Vertical”?!!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/151 "2014-01-07T05:06:01Z")

</div>

> [@Shagnasty](#):
>
> … We could be having a debate with many of the same people that have posted in this thread and be in violent disagreement about lots of things, especially feminism or men’s rights and nobody would budge an inch. However, you stick a truly crazy into the mix and suddenly everyone becomes much more moderate…

Nah, it just seems that way when we unite to giggle at the _really_ crazy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/152 "2014-01-07T23:00:04Z")

</div>

> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
>
> What this whole thing sounds like to me is a roundabout request for us to send her some semen.

[In an applicator that looks like Jodie Foster’s knuckles.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppomd8Q7mVA)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/153 "2014-01-07T23:13:15Z")

</div>

> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
>
> Nah, it just seems that way when we unite to giggle at the _really_ crazy.

Sadly she is probably seeing the upsurge in traffic as a sign of the validity of her crusade.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/154 "2014-01-07T23:13:41Z")

</div>

I like this little gem of circular logic and question begging:

[QUOTE=The Article]  
First, well intercourse is NEVER sex for women. Only men experience rape as sexual and define it as such.  
[/QUOTE]

Color me convinced. I think owning pets is slavery. You say that animals benefit from it? First, well keeping pets is never beneficial to animals. Only humans experience animal slavery as beneficial and define it as such.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/155 "2014-01-10T07:16:01Z")

</div>

If you stop and think about it, aren’t they actually setting feminism back? Basically, by implying that women are so brainwashed by men, they can’t even make up their own minds, they’re saying women are too weak and easily influenced. How insulting can you be?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/156 "2014-01-10T07:30:01Z")

</div>

> [@Guinastasia](#):
>
> If you stop and think about it, aren’t they actually setting feminism back? Basically, by implying that women are so brainwashed by men, they can’t even make up their own minds, they’re saying women are too weak and easily influenced. How insulting can you be?

Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/157 "2014-01-10T07:59:54Z")

</div>

> [@Guinastasia](#):
>
> If you stop and think about it, aren’t they actually setting feminism back? Basically, by implying that women are so brainwashed by men, they can’t even make up their own minds, they’re saying women are too weak and easily influenced. How insulting can you be?

I completely agree with you on this. Nearly every man I’ve ever met had much more respect for me as an intelligent, competent human being than modern feminism does.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/158 "2014-01-10T08:39:48Z")

</div>

> [@Seanette](#):
>
> I completely agree with you on this. Nearly every man I’ve ever met had much more respect for me as an intelligent, competent human being than modern feminism does.

Oh, come on. This is hardly representative of modern feminism.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/159 "2014-01-10T15:48:10Z")

</div>

> [@Miller](#):
>
> Oh, come on. This is hardly representative of modern feminism.

Of course it’s a very extreme view. It’s the sort of feminism that gives Rush Limbaugh nightmares. Though, to be honest, I sort of like the notion of Limbaugh having sleepless nights.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893/160 "2014-01-10T16:32:47Z")

</div>

> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
>
> Of course it’s a very extreme view. It’s the sort of feminism that gives Rush Limbaugh nightmares. Though, to be honest, I sort of like the notion of Limbaugh having sleepless nights.

Are you kidding? This type of feminism makes Rush pop a boner. He loves people like that because it gives him material and ammo for his show.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893.md?page=7)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-men-will-be-dipping-their-wick-in-this-crazy/677893.md?page=9)
