# No more ball licking **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 8, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682 "2003-02-08T07:10:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/21 "2003-02-08T22:30:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*I’ve always found it interesting that some people actually distinguish between which of their two testicles they want someone to lick. For example, a guywill say, “Al Gore can lick my left nut.” What I wonder is, is that worse than saying he can lick your right nut, or better? Do you have one for guys and another for girls? Why the distinction at all? \*\* “He licketh on the right nut” has a certain gravitas. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/22 "2003-02-09T03:18:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > Those who still wish to lick my balls must send a written request to LMB, c/o SDMB. I’m just curious: did you get Lynn’s permission first? ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/23 "2003-02-09T03:30:56Z")
Lynn can lick chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/24 "2003-02-09T06:16:32Z")
Lick my balls. ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/25 "2003-02-09T10:35:48Z")
I’m not sure I want _anybody_ licking my balls. I mean, having my testicles so close to a person’s teeth, call me distrustful but that’s just one step beyond where I’ll go with someone. If someone’s gonna go Raul Castro on me, they better come at me with a knife and stuff and I’ll fight 'em off, I don’t need a lurker on my nutsack. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/26 "2003-02-09T16:55:12Z")
It seems to me the female equivilent of balls is labia. To be entirely truthful, there just aren’t that many people requesting the honor of licking my labia \ Ok there is only one person\ but if it was something that someone felt strongly about I would have to oblige just in the name of common courtesy and all. There are just too many rude people in this world as it it. Just doin my part for world peace. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/27 "2003-02-09T17:16:27Z")
Shouldn’t the female equivalent be “lick my ovaries”? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/28 "2003-02-09T17:28:01Z")
Well technically yes. Balls=ovaries Scrotum=labia But when someone is licking some balls aren’t they really licking the scrotum? To actually lick the testes all by themselves, they would have to be removed from their scrotummy covering and frankly that’s just sick. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/29 "2003-02-09T20:56:53Z")
Scrotummy? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/30 "2003-02-09T22:53:37Z")
Scrotummy, adj. Contraction of Scrotum and Yummy. I thought everyone knew this one. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/31 "2003-02-10T00:17:57Z")
Oh, you mean like _labialicious_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/32 "2003-02-10T00:42:16Z")
[Labia](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=89490&highlight=labia) !!! ---
**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/33 "2003-02-10T12:30:12Z")
Suck my left tit. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/34 "2003-02-10T14:37:12Z")
Won’t somebody think of the dogs and peanut butter? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682/35 "2003-02-10T18:04:33Z")
I… I don’t know what to say… Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-ball-licking/153682.md?page=1)