# No more fucking?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916 "2002-11-21T12:54:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cognoscente](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@cognoscente](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cognoscente)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/1 "2002-11-21T12:54:49Z")

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Man, like, I can’t fuckin’ believe it! Fuck man! What’s with all this fucking? Hey, man, like I have a big vocubru … a big vocabril … fuck man, I know a lot of words!

Like, y’know, the other night, I went to a fuckin’ movie with, like, y’know, my girlfriend, and like, fuck, would you believe it? It was fuckin’ sold out! So, like, fuck man, we decided to go her place, and like, on the way, a fuckin’ asshole, like, he almost plowed into us. Fuck, fuck! But, y’know, we still got to her place, and turned on the fuckin’ stereo, and like, we got fuckin’ hot, and then we engaged in sexual intercourse.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/2 "2002-11-21T13:16:40Z")

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I mean, y’know?!

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/3 "2002-11-21T13:19:39Z")

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What did you waste your other 12 posts on?

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**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/4 "2002-11-21T13:23:02Z")

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I feel that, like, kinda-sorta yeah, y’know?.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/5 "2002-11-21T13:42:20Z")

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Shit! The OP knows Nottingham dialect better than I do.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/6 "2002-11-21T14:06:52Z")

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Fuckin’ wanker.

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**Author:** ![cognoscente](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@cognoscente](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cognoscente)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/7 "2002-11-21T14:09:46Z")

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Yeah, as you say, **ultress** , you’re not the brightest light on the tree, but I’m glad to hear that you’ve quit smoking and I hope your blood pressure is still under control.

It’s unlikely that the target audience for this subject will get it. But, for what it’s worth, here’s a more explicit version.

How about using a word other than “fucking” to make your point? When you use it all the time, it loses its impact.

If you’re talking about someone who pays for their groceries with a cheque or someone who doesn’t signal before changing lanes, is that person really a “fucking moron”?

What phrase do you use to describe someone who commits egregious acts?

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/8 "2002-11-21T14:14:14Z")

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A college mate of mine used to tell a story about a conversation he had with a friend of his. It went something like this:

Friend: …and then this fuckin’ guy, right, he fuckin’ fucked up the …yada yada…and so I fuckin’ told him …blah blah… fuckin’ …(and so on)

CM (being careful to keep an absolutely straight face): Ah, the fuckin’ fuck fuck!

Friend:Yeah, the fuckin’ fuck fuck!  
The moral of this story - there is nothing so ridiculous that SOMEONE in this world won’t take you seriously.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/9 "2002-11-21T14:17:30Z")

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Oh.

I thought maybe the OP had a two-year-old. Nothing does that better.

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**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/10 "2002-11-21T14:20:54Z")

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cognoscente,

\*\*\*\* blah blah blah \*\*\* (rolls eyes)

Sorry if you are offended.

Then don’t read the fucking posts!

I love people who think they are above others just because they don’t use the word “fucking”.

I understand this is a rant board.

Okay, so you are ranting about the use of the VULGAR word ‘fucking’. Good for you! (sarcasam)

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/11 "2002-11-21T14:50:18Z")

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Sometimes, only a good fucking will do.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/12 "2002-11-21T14:57:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Honey \*  
> \*\*Sometimes, only a good fucking will do. \*\*

Where do I get a prescription for that? 😃

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/13 "2002-11-21T15:02:53Z")

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I was gonna post something, but,  
fuck it.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/14 "2002-11-21T15:11:35Z")

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**Whoosh**

We got it. Point is it’s been done many times before. Search is our friend. An old old topic.

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/15 "2002-11-21T15:31:49Z")

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Army catchprase:

Fuck; the fucking fucker’s fucking fucked!

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/16 "2002-11-21T15:35:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*Where do I get a prescription for that? 😃 \*\*

It’s OTC, no script necessary.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/17 "2002-11-21T15:56:30Z")

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Ha, ultress. YOU trying searching for **fuck**!

I’ve been searching for years, no dice.

My search engine needs upgrading.

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**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/18 "2002-11-21T15:58:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Honey \*  
> \*\*It’s OTC, no script necessary. \*\*

I’m pretty sure that getting it over-the-counter will get you kicked out of the store.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/19 "2002-11-21T16:29:09Z")

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Hey Dan, hon, I don’t have to search.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/20 "2002-11-21T16:31:03Z")

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But you diiiiiid imply one should before beginning this thread . . .

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