# No more fucking?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916 "2002-11-21T12:54:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/21 "2002-11-21T16:37:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*Where do I get a prescription for that? 😃 \*\*

On public transportation, of course.

d&r

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**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/22 "2002-11-21T17:08:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*Fuckin’ wanker. \*\*

Maybe he’s a wankin’ fucker?

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/23 "2002-11-21T19:24:38Z")

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A Fankin Wucker?

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/24 "2002-11-21T19:45:44Z")

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Hang on. **Lib’s** post being where it is makes it look like he’s calling _me_ a fuckin’ wanker!

:eek:

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/25 "2002-11-21T19:57:20Z")

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A fuckin’ wanker is an oxymoron, anyway. 😛

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/26 "2002-11-21T20:05:32Z")

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Now **jayjay’s** calling me a moron!!

What the fuck is this, pick on **Kal** day?

I’m going to my room.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/27 "2002-11-21T20:09:50Z")

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Fuck:)

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/28 "2002-11-21T20:42:01Z")

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_Sung by a chorus of over two million Vikings in the tune of Monty Python’s ‘Spam’ song:_

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,  
Fuck fuck fuck,  
Fuck fuck wonderful fuck,  
Wonderful fuck!

_repeat ad nauseum_

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/29 "2002-11-22T06:38:06Z")

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So I take it no one liked the little ditty I composed?

Fuck.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/30 "2002-11-22T06:58:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Ha, ultress. YOU trying searching for **fuck**!
> 
> I’ve been searching for years, no dice.
> 
> My search engine needs upgrading. \*\*

\<laughing my ass off\>:D 😃 😃 now that was fuckin funny!

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/31 "2002-11-22T07:57:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Ha, ultress. YOU trying searching for **fuck**!
> 
> I’ve been searching for years, no dice.
> 
> My search engine needs upgrading. \*\*

I know what you mean. I can’t find dick.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-fucking/137916/32 "2002-11-22T11:39:24Z")

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It’s not truly imaginfukingitive swearing until you infuckingclude fucking in the middle of words, not just betfuckingtween them.

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