# No More Nude Scenes for Helen Mirren **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 2, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267 "2015-10-02T15:26:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/21 "2015-10-05T12:07:10Z")
_Helen Mirren talks about her boobs in a publicity garnering interview for her new film shocker._ ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/22 "2015-10-05T12:22:35Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > You might have misunderstood the wild exaggerations and the over the top tone of this thread :dubious: Just a demonstration of how it’s still socially acceptable to casually denigrate, mock, and demean the bodies and sexuality of old people , women who fail to meet a specific standard of beauty (or grow out of it), and people who are considered unattractive for whatever reason. Because those people should either not have bodies or sexuality or at least hide it even if it’s relevant to a filmed story. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/23 "2015-10-05T13:30:40Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Just a demonstration of how it’s still socially acceptable to casually denigrate, mock, and demean the bodies and sexuality of old people , women who fail to meet a specific standard of beauty (or grow out of it), and people who are considered unattractive for whatever reason. > > Because those people should either not have bodies or sexuality or at least hide it even if it’s relevant to a filmed story. Alright…apologies to those who I offended. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/24 "2015-10-05T16:04:34Z")
Hey, she may not be all that in the buff nowadays, but she’s no Kathy Bates. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/25 "2015-10-05T16:32:04Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Hey, she may not be all that in the buff nowadays, but she’s no Kathy Bates. At Play in the Fields of the Lord 8 0f 10 :eek: > **[At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991) ⭐ 6.8 | Drama, Romance](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101373/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)** > > 3h 9m | R ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/26 "2015-10-05T16:51:52Z")
Based on the number of times Mirran has gotten her kit off in movies, I would have thought it was a requirement in her contract she _insisted_ on. Pity - her pleasure pillows are quite nice. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/27 "2015-10-05T16:56:35Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > At Play in the Fields of the Lord > > 8 0f 10 :eek: > > [At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991) - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101373/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) Also the hot tub scene in _About Schmidt_. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/28 "2015-10-06T03:36:43Z")
Let’s see your picture. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/29 "2015-10-06T14:29:29Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Let’s see your picture. :rolleyes: Hey, I don’t want to see me naked, either. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/30 "2015-10-07T19:54:43Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > What is she? 100? I could be blinded. She’s about 2 months older than I am. No more nude scenes for me either. ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267/31 "2015-10-07T20:38:40Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > Dame Helen’s tits I’d go see that band. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-more-nude-scenes-for-helen-mirren/733267.md?page=1)