http://www.punchbaby.com/media/clips/ouch/stretchy.mpg
good lord…
…I found this while looking at the cat mpg in the other thread
dave
Oh man, do not look at that people ! ::shudder:: I will never look at a man the same way again !
What a COMPLETE MORON that guy is!!! That hurts just thinking about it. I’ve heard of wanting to enlarge it, but that is rediculous!!
Errrm… OK. Thanks, Beagledave. Another thing to add to the “stuff to not use your dick for” list 
Be Afraid…Be Very Afraid
::said in faint voice::
Thanks for sharing that, beagle. At least it answers the burning question oft debated on this board: what would it take to make celibacy really, really attractive.
Veb
I warned you guys not to look, but did you listen to me ? Noooooo !
…somehow that laugh audio track makes the whole damn thing more hideous…
You know, I don’t own that particular appendage. Even so, watching that is vicariously painful.
Sweet…baby…Jesus.
I don’t know if I was more horrified by the laugh track or the stretchy noises a la America’s Funniest Home Videos.
I think telling people not to watch is the wrong tactic. Watch it. Watch it now, and thank your lucky stars you chose building model airplanes or role playing games or something as your hobby, and not this.
Everyone, watch me make my first intellegent choice ever! i DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. So I’m not going to watch it. In fact I will go bed.
My self control and respect astounds me.
Goodnight dear people.
Medea, watching you go to bed is a very intelligent choice, for me at least.
Now, self control and respect in bed may not be a good thing, on the other hand…
(I didn’t open the link, either. Hey, I learned SOMETHING from the whole “Don’t ask what felching is” fiasco.)
I really think ChiefScott needs to see this one.
bah… that’s nothing.
Please someone tell me that isn’t real. Please.
I only thought I had seen everything. ::shudder::
Hey. Ayesha, not only is it real, our local weekly newspaper just ran an article on it.
It’s called My Life as a Eunuch
Enjoy. It’s not easy reading.
…kinda puts a kink in the ole felching routine no?
it’s things like these that remind me of my current mantra…“boring is good”, “boring is good”, “boring is good”…
dave
I must hang out with the wrong men. Every man I know is very attached to their testicles. Go figure.
Holy hell I’m gonna puke.
Oldscratch
Wonderful…I was playing the Temptations…“My Girl” while I was reading the Eunuch story.