Sounds like a good reason to wake the baby, then.
This whole thing wouldn’t have happened if it hadn’t been Pepsi One that was spilled. Yes, I’m sorry to have to reveal it, but Pepsi One is out to kill us all. Why, just the other night I woke up and a can of Pepsi One was lying across my neck, all cold and rolly. If I wouldn’t have woken up just then, I know it would have strangled me. Don’t ask me how it would have done that since it doesn’t have any appendages. It just would have. Probably Darth Vader style.
If it had been any other beverage, the mouse would have been fine. Keep an eye on the baby, Hal. You may laugh now, but one day you’ll find a can of Pepsi One in her crib. First your mouse, then your children!
I am in love with my Logitech MX1000 laser mouse. Glides well, very smooth action. If it helps.
Yeah, I know, AFG…but, whaddaya gonna do? I can’t get enough of the stuff.
It was very tempting, but in the end, I just couldn’t justify $85 for a mouse. I went for the MX610 instead. And it rocks.
And I thought you used a sheep instead.
Yes I have one of those, but it’s a hassle for me to use - too slow. Handy in a pinch, though.
The solution is the nipple mouse. I use nipple-mouse laptops exclusively. Not great for LAN parties, but they’ll get any other mousing job done efficiently. In fact, when I’m not gaming (which I don’t do at all anymore, BTW) I prefer the nipple mouse to a “real” mouse by a far stretch. That said, I’ve never used an $85 mouse.
You call them “nipple mice?” :dubious:
How crude. Now, personally, I use the much more refined term “cursor clit.” 
Really though, I think that IBM calls them Touchpoint mice. I got no clue what Toshiba calls em’, though. I just know I loves em’.
Would that be one of these?
