# No Need to Suffer Through the New Dukes of Hazzard Movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 21, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172 "2005-06-21T06:26:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/1 "2005-06-21T06:26:21Z")
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, there’s _lots_ of reasons **not** to watch the film when it comes out, but we all know that some of us have a “reason” to want to see it (namely a scantily clad Jessica Simpson). Apparently at the end of the film she gives the ol’ General Lee a bath while wearing a bikini. Thankfully, screencaps of this have shown up on the web, so there’s now, no reason to have to suffer through the film just to see [this.](http://www.cinemablend.com/new.php?id=1206) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/2 "2005-06-21T08:25:26Z")
Ye gods, and I thought the Paris Hilton hamburger commercial was blatant… ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/3 "2005-06-21T10:20:26Z")
Poor girl, they didn’t even have the budget to warm up the water; she must be freezing! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/4 "2005-06-21T10:34:14Z")
Those pics suck. You can’t even see the car because there’s some dumbass chick in the way. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/5 "2005-06-21T12:21:02Z")
But those are only _stills_. There may be a whole lot of first-rate and highly professional acting going on in between the scenes shown there. I’m just gonna have to see the movie to make sure. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/6 "2005-06-21T12:23:26Z")
I have a friend who is flying from Florida to Washington D.C. to see the movie on opening night with her brother (since he lives there). They grew up watching the show and are both huge fans, and she says she can’t in good conscience see the movie without him. ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/7 "2005-06-21T12:40:33Z")
These are from her music video for “These Boots Are Made For Walking” and not, so far as I know, from the movie. It’s kind of as if “Here I Go Again” had been made by Tawny Kitaen and not Whitesnake. ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/8 "2005-06-21T13:03:25Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Those pics suck. You can’t even see the car because there’s some dumbass chick in the way. Dern tootin’. The movie isn’t about the people, dagnabbit, it’s about the **car**. Show us the **car**! ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/9 "2005-06-21T13:14:11Z")
I agree, more Charger action, lets hear that Hemi roar! ---
**Author:** ![sleeepy2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@sleeepy2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeepy2)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/10 "2005-06-21T13:24:28Z")
I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’m looking forward to the movie (on DVD, not in the theater). I love that freaking car so much, and the trailer I saw had the most over the top, ludicrous stunts. It looks like the car was shot out of a giant cannon, it has to be 60 feet high. My inner 10-year-old is psyched! Plus, it’s directed by Jay Chandrasekhar who directed Super Troopers and several episodes of Arrested Development, so it’ll be good for a few laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/11 "2005-06-21T13:36:54Z")
Give that girl a ham sammich. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/12 "2005-06-21T13:38:20Z")
Gosh…I miss the days where I washed the car while kneeling on it’s soap covered hood while doing a yoga pose. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/13 "2005-06-21T13:44:23Z")
> [@sleeepy2](#): > > Plus, it’s directed by Jay Chandrasekhar who directed Super Troopers and several episodes of Arrested Development, so it’ll be good for a few laughs. Ramathorn! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/14 "2005-06-21T13:55:42Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > I agree, more Charger action, lets hear that Hemi roar! If those pictures are to be believed, the Charger gives women who wash them incredible orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/15 "2005-06-21T15:23:30Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Give that girl a ham sammich. Not that I completly disagree, but JS is actually one of the curvier “it list” women right now. She actually has boobs (seem real) and hips. Needs a bit more in the thigh area, and a bit on the lower ribs, but not too bad, in the long run. As long as she doesn’t pull a Lindsey Lohan and become an anorexic cocaine slut, I’m ok with her. Now Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kate Winslet, THOSE are women. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/16 "2005-06-21T15:28:42Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Now Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kate Winslet, THOSE are women. 😉 Oh hell yeah. Good taste! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/17 "2005-06-21T15:33:46Z")
And her dad’s a Baptist preacher? Lawd have mercy! Her nipples are gonna scratch the paint! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/18 "2005-06-21T16:01:01Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Give that girl a ham sammich. Great, then Jessica Simpson may end up the next Mamma Cass. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/19 "2005-06-21T16:08:10Z")
You could always go to Jessica Simpson’s[official site](http://www.jessicasimpson.com/), and watch her video from the movie, (on her “news” page) which has moving images from that scene at the end, or wait for it to play on MTV too. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172/20 "2005-06-21T16:08:40Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > These are from her music video for “These Boots Are Made For Walking” and not, so far as I know, from the movie. It’s kind of as if “Here I Go Again” had been made by Tawny Kitaen and not Whitesnake. From what I understand, as part of a cost-saving move, they stuck the video in at the end of the film (some unique footage to both, of course). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-need-to-suffer-through-the-new-dukes-of-hazzard-movie/309172.md?page=2)