# No-No:s for adult men **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-no-s-for-adult-men/576093 "2011-03-26T22:13:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-no-s-for-adult-men/576093/141 "2011-03-30T03:04:42Z")
Think I’ll tear a big hole in your John Wayne/cowboy actor cred by suggesting that Ronald Reagan likely checked horoscopes. Google it yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-no-s-for-adult-men/576093/142 "2011-03-30T06:19:06Z")
As a former Chief of Section in a towed-howitzer battery whose hobbies include boxing and getting stupid drunk, I feel I am qualified to designated what is **manly** and decidedly _unmanly_. If you just asked yourself “whatsa towed howitzer?” then you have already forfeited your **manliness** and will be expected to return your **Man Card** upon exiting this thread. …Actually what are mentioned above are about the only manly things about me. I don’t watch sports and I _lurve_ (I bet real men don’t use that word either) my two tiny wittle puppy doggies (a maltese and yorkie), that I fall asleep cuddling every night. I also love chick flicks. And I wear tight clothing. Just the other day as I was watching ‘500 Days of Summer’ with my yorkie and maltie eating a tub of strawberry cheesecake ice cream, my penis fell off and now I can fit into those jeans more comfortably. LOL YaY! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-no-s-for-adult-men/576093.md?page=7)