# No one has anything to say for an MMP?

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**Created:** [September 12, 2022, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-anything-to-say-for-an-mmp/971428 "2022-09-12T10:30:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-anything-to-say-for-an-mmp/971428/22 "2022-09-12T18:48:56Z")

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**Boo** , I’m _really_ happy you’re getting a CPAP. Well, I’m not happy you _need_ one, but you know what I mean.

I found a few old Dope threads that may be of interest as you embark on this journey. I have nothing but optimism that it will work out great for you!

> [@Sleep possible with CPAP machine?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sleep-possible-with-cpap-machine/760203):
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> My snoring/gasping at night is reportedly getting out of hand and I’m now scheduled to do the sleep study thang and afterwards meet with the doc to discuss the results. I fully expect they are going to recommend I sleep with a CPAP machine. I just looked at a picture of the straps, hose, and mask and have concluded there’s no freakin’ way I could ever sleep with one of those harnessed to my face. I’d feel like I was in the ICU and the only thing missing is those machines that go ‘ping’. On the …

> [@CPAP- wearing Dopers, come on down !](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpap-wearing-dopers-come-on-down/723582):
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> Saw a story about couples who are moving into separate bedrooms the other day. Many were connected to one ( or both, I suppose ) partner having sleep apnea or at least sleep issues. I have used a CPAP machine since about 2003. I sleep well with it, and cuddle best as we can with the mask in place. Anyone making the big move to another bedroom because of use of a CPAP machine? How’s that going, if you’ve already been living that life? There are auto-titrating CPAP machines now. Anyone using th…

> [@I Got My CPAP Machine Today!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-my-cpap-machine-today/621314):
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> I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep. Wish me luck.

> [@I love my CPAP!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-cpap/419470):
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> They make little keychains that say ‘I love my \<insert dog breed here\>’. I wish I had one for my CPAP. I was diagnosed with obstructive sleep apnea in August, after a brutal six-month wait for a sleep test. After another one-month wait, they scheduled me for a second test, calibrated a machine for me, and this past Friday, I finally got my machine. Over the past year, my energy level has dropped to zero. Sometimes, below zero. I was consuming lots of extra sugar and carbs just to try to jumpst…

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