# No one has bothered to Pit JamesQueue? Sigh. Fine, I'll do it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 18, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289 "2013-03-18T19:16:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/21 "2013-03-19T00:38:17Z")
Any bets on whose sock it is? If nothing else, it’s posts give us something to riff on when the board is slow. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/22 "2013-03-19T01:01:11Z")
Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/23 "2013-03-19T01:15:35Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her. Good call. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/24 "2013-03-19T01:17:52Z")
If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/25 "2013-03-19T01:33:52Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > You should probably try to avoid comedy in the future, given how badly you suck at it. “Suck”?:rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/26 "2013-03-19T01:34:21Z")
> [@JamesQueue](#): > > I just discovered this place called ‘The Pit.’ > > > [@voltaire](#): > > > > Bullshit. > > > > You’re laying it on a bit too thick - nobody’s buying it. Try some more subtlety with the next one. Heh, upon a reread, I just caught something even more conclusive. He says he \*just \*discovered “The Pit”… but it’s actually called “The BBQ Pit” and only people already familiar with it would know that it’s aka “The Pit.” Sock-troll FAIL! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/27 "2013-03-19T01:35:08Z")
> [@](#): > > If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.) Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/28 "2013-03-19T01:45:32Z")
Nice find, **voltaire**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/29 "2013-03-19T01:49:46Z")
**LamesQueue** rhymes with **cashew** :eek: Heh. It’s a typo, but LamesQueue absotively works. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/30 "2013-03-19T02:32:29Z")
> [@JamesQueue](#): > > I just discovered this place called ‘The Pit.’ I thought I raised some worthy issues, an example being the disproportionate crime rate of African-Americans (a statistic backed up by official government record keeping.) Why is pointing that out, unacceptable? Yes, yes. We’re all totally fooled by your innocent act, I assure you. DO keep it up. It’s ever so entertaining, and not at all tiresome, predictable, or boring. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/31 "2013-03-19T02:49:36Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.) I don’t know. I thought this pitting would not have been needed since he should’ve been banned long ago. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located. Okay, you win this and all future threads. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/32 "2013-03-19T02:57:17Z")
_Very_ unenthusiastic pitting of someone I don’t know and have never heard of, plus I couldn’t be bothered to open any of those linked threads, or finish thi ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/33 "2013-03-19T03:01:16Z")
Meh… Originality = 0 points. I’m starting to suspect there’s a website where lazy and minimally creative wanna-be trolls find “outrageous” boilerplate text they can copy and paste to message boards. DNFTPlagiarist. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/34 "2013-03-19T03:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located. [/QUOTE] The bio-hazard lab called. They do not want their lab rat back. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/35 "2013-03-19T03:18:00Z")
For the past week or so, every time I’ve opened yet another stupid, trolling thread started by this tool, I’ve thought idly about starting a Pit thread, but couldn’t motivate myself to do it. Thank you, **Smeghead** , for taking the bullet - it had to be done. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/36 "2013-03-19T04:04:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > “Suck”?:rolleyes: 😃 Homophobe! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/37 "2013-03-19T04:35:58Z")
Come on people! Don’t let him know he’s failed. It’s more entertaining if he thinks he’s good! ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/38 "2013-03-19T05:39:21Z")
Shut up, **BigTard.** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/39 "2013-03-19T08:05:57Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > I’m starting to suspect there’s a website where lazy and minimally creative wanna-be trolls find “outrageous” boilerplate text they can copy and paste to message boards. Probably. I’ve heard of “troll forums”. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289/40 "2013-03-19T08:49:34Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her. Stupid enough, but this one writes somewhat more coherently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-one-has-bothered-to-pit-jamesqueue-sigh-fine-ill-do-it/653289.md?page=3)