# No One's Mentioned \<blank\> Yet?!?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 27, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016 "2009-03-27T17:34:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/21 "2009-03-27T20:05:23Z")

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I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!

Being the first person to post something means you’re **being original**.

Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/22 "2009-03-27T20:07:27Z")

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Where are all these threads about legumes?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/23 "2009-03-27T20:50:17Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> Where are all these threads about legumes?

They’re driving me nuts!

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/24 "2009-03-27T21:00:17Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> Where are all these threads about legumes?

Bean there, read that. They’re soy overrated.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/25 "2009-03-27T21:00:53Z")

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Yawn. This topic has come up many times before, so much so that the outraged expressed has become passe.

I can’t believe that I’m the first one to mention… er… Fred MacMurray!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/26 "2009-03-27T21:01:15Z")

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I thought this thread was going to be about the complaints by partisans about their opposition not starting a thread about that opposition’s outrageous behavior when once (in 1962) that opposition complained about something the partisans’ ilk did.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/27 "2009-03-27T21:04:12Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> Where are all these threads about legumes?

Yes, where have they bean?

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/28 "2009-03-27T21:14:51Z")

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> [@Manduck](#):
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> Yes, where have they bean?

In the Navy!

(Someone’s gonna give me a blackeye for that one.)

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/29 "2009-03-27T21:36:50Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> In the Navy!
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> (Someone’s gonna give me a blackeye for that one.)

Or perhaps a punch to the kidney.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/30 "2009-03-27T22:08:46Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> That’s because you think _everything_ is butter.

Parkay!

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/31 "2009-03-27T22:29:35Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> I CANNOT BELIEVE it is not butter.

I can. That shit tastes like plastic.

> [@tdn](#):
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> I can’t believe that I’m the first one to mention… er… Fred MacMurray!

You’re not. I mention him in post #214. Poo-tee-weet? Oh, I forgot, you live in linear time. So it goes.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/32 "2009-03-27T23:17:17Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> The height of irony is when someone creates a thread to ask why someone hasn’t created a thread about their topic of interest.

It’s worse when someone creates a thread to ask why someone hasn’t created a thread about their topic of interest, _but somebody actually did create such a thread and the whiner didn’t notice_.

And if your dog gets sprayed by a skunk while you’re composing your complaint, that’s not irony, but it really stinks.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/33 "2009-03-28T09:49:57Z")

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It is pretty condescending really. And has been going on for years.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/34 "2009-03-28T11:50:50Z")

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I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!

Being the first person to post something means you’re being original.

Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

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**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/35 "2009-03-29T01:09:52Z")

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I didn’t read the rest of the thread, but the weekly TV show threads seem to be the worst:

“What, no 30 Rock thread this week”?  
“What, no Office thread this week?”  
“What, no South Park thread this week?”

For God’s sake, maybe the person who normally starts 30 Rock threads is taking an extra-long dump. Start it yourself!

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/36 "2009-03-29T01:19:05Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Parkay!

I’m sad that I got that reference. I’ve wasted my life.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/37 "2009-03-29T08:07:32Z")

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But I did this thread just last week! I HATE it when somebody does that!

Nobody replied to it. No one said a damned word! Y’all just did what you always do and let it scroll off of the screen and just as soon as it did, here comes  
**Munch** saying almost word for word what I said about how no one has mentioned blankety blank blank yet.

Get a life and an original post, Bubba!

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Mood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@Blue\_Mood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Mood)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/38 "2009-03-29T12:40:07Z")

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While I have never done this myself, I have thought it while posting, but not for any of the reasons mentioned above. It’s not happiness at being able to post something original, but rather thinking of something that’s so obvious that it would normally have been one of the first responses. And if my post is late in the game, perhaps it actually \*has \*been posted before.

For example, suppose the original post were: What’s a simpler way to express “4+4+4+4”? People could post replies like “8 + 8” or “20 - 4” and so forth for lots of posts. Then finally somebody responds"I can’t believe nobody has said ‘16’ yet." Not because they’re so proud of their originality, but rather because they really are surprised that this obvious answer had not yet been mentioned.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/39 "2009-03-29T18:30:18Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!
> 
> Being the first person to post something means you’re **being original**.
> 
> Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!
> 
> Being the first person to post something means you’re **being original**.
> 
> Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!
> 
> Being the first person to post something means you’re **being original**.
> 
> Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I don’t even understand why people make an issue of this! I usually read through a thread with my joke in head hoping no else posted it, because if they didn’t post it then I can!
> 
> Being the first person to post something means you’re being original.
> 
> Once upon a time people tried to be original because it implied they were creative. When you get pissed off about being original you’re basically saying “I want to be tired, and repetitive”.

Dang, I came in here to post this exact thing! Beaten. ☹

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-ones-mentioned-blank-yet/491016/40 "2009-03-29T20:29:00Z")

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What’s funny is when the person is wrong, and it happens ALL THE TIME. Just today I was reading a graphic novel thread and someone posted “what, no love for Bone?” Bone had already been mentioned.

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