# No returns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-returns/848927>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 4, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-returns/848927 "2020-03-04T16:58:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-returns/848927/21 "2020-03-05T18:16:07Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> This doesn’t really rate its own thread, but I don’t know where else to post.
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> There’s a Chewy commercial where a guy calls Chewy’s customer service. He says his cat won’t eat the food he bought, and how can he return it? The customer service agent says, ‘You can just donate it to a local animal shelter.’
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> So… ‘Return the cat food? Are you some sort of moron? No, you can’t return it! Just give it away. Or throw it in the trash. We don’t care!’

I can’t answer the OP’s question (although we’ve donated open bags of dog food to shelters).

I just wanted to say that I originally read this as “There’s a Chevy commercial where a guy calls Chevy’s customer service…” It’d be fun to call Chevy and ask them what to do about a cat that won’t eat his food…

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