# No sex talk in non-sex threads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 25, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544 "2014-03-25T18:57:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/21 "2014-03-26T02:40:23Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Ah. I misunderstood. Carry on then.

So did I. Thanks for asking to clear that up.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/22 "2014-03-26T05:02:43Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Did **Idle Thoughts** say this?

Did I say he said this?  
[sup]See I can play that game too.[/sup]

No Marley, I was asking - that is what this forum is for right? As it happens **Idle Thoughts** sent me a clarification PM that put it in better perspective - instead of snarking on me like you did.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/23 "2014-03-26T05:06:20Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Did **Idle Thoughts** say this?

Did I say he said this?  
[sup][sup]See I can play that game too.[/sup][/sup]

No Marley, I was asking - that is what this forum is for right? As it happens **Idle Thoughts** sent me a clarification PM that put it in better perspective - instead of being snarky like you.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/24 "2014-03-26T05:27:58Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> In an example of “I think Sarah Palin would make a good president”, that type of post would more off topic.

But are we allowed to respond “Your opinion is fucked up”?

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/25 "2014-03-26T14:08:50Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> But are we allowed to respond “Your opinion is fucked up”?

If it’s a ‘sex-thread’, you could say “Fuck your opinion”, but that’s not allowed in a ‘non-sex-thread’.

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**Author:** ![bahimes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bahimes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bahimes)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/26 "2014-03-26T14:18:07Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Schroedinger’s pussy…

AAAAHHHHHHhhhh…

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/27 "2014-03-26T15:54:20Z")

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I’m glad that’s cleared up.

what are you wearing?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/28 "2014-03-26T16:50:54Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> The part you’re quoting me on is me saying “It’s not against the rules” to do example number one.

I never thought doing number one was sexy. Although apparently it’s a well-recognized fetish.

Unless you meant Will Riker.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/29 "2014-03-26T16:55:15Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> So, is this a sex thread or a non-sex thread?

If you want to know the sex just turn the thread over and observe the area between its legs.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/30 "2014-03-26T17:01:07Z")

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_cartwheels naked through thread_

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/31 "2014-03-26T18:45:57Z")

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Fuck me, it’s becoming a PC minefield around here.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/32 "2014-03-26T19:16:11Z")

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Was that an ejaculative or an imperative? _This_ thread’s integrity and conclusions depends on your answer.

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/33 "2014-03-26T19:26:10Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> I never thought doing number one was sexy. Although apparently it’s a well-recognized fetish.
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> Unless you meant Will Riker.

With or without beard?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/34 "2014-03-26T19:34:00Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> _cartwheels naked through thread_

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Fuck me, it’s becoming a PC minefield around here.

Should these posts be reported as spam, or unauthorized advertising? 😃

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/35 "2014-03-26T19:36:46Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> _cartwheels naked through thread_

Ooh, thanks. That reminds me; I need to buy cocktail sausages.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/36 "2014-03-26T19:47:39Z")

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You saw her breasts and you thought of that?

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/37 "2014-03-26T20:01:40Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> _cartwheels naked through thread_

Ooh, thanks. That reminds me, I need to buy (vaguely small penis-shaped foodstuff | vaguely amusing breast-shaped foodstuff)\*

* * *

- please delete as appropriate according to gender of qouted poster above.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/38 "2014-03-26T21:20:14Z")

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Small?!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/39 "2014-03-26T22:21:01Z")

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> [@Steophan](#):
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> With or without beard?

No, Troi isn’t there.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sex-talk-in-non-sex-threads/684544/40 "2014-03-26T23:00:23Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> Small?!

\*Vaguely \*small.

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