# No Simpsons Thread Until Page 6?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518 "2002-07-11T23:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/21 "2002-07-12T22:46:31Z")
You know, mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/22 "2002-07-13T03:13:45Z")
“You can pick up the elephant in the morning, here are the keys” “Elephants don’t have keys” “I’ll just keep these then.” ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/23 "2002-07-13T03:16:51Z")
I’m looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/24 "2002-07-13T03:20:44Z")
I’m new and not very smart, so, for one or both of those reasons, I don’t get the OP. Yes, we’re all quoting the Simpsons, but the post said _no_ Simpsons thread until page 6. It’s not page 6 yet. What gives? I guess I’m just not with it. I used to be with it, but then then they changed what it was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it anymore, and what’s it seems wierd and scary. ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/25 "2002-07-13T04:05:14Z")
I’m new and not very smart, so, for one or both of those reasons, I don’t get the OP. Yes, we’re all quoting the Simpsons, but the post said _no_ Simpsons thread until page 6. It’s not page 6 yet. What gives? I guess I’m just not with it. I used to be with it, but then then they changed what it was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it anymore, and what’s it seems wierd and scary. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/26 "2002-07-13T06:26:39Z")
Ralph (under Milhouse in a locker): We’re a Totem-pole! Hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/27 "2002-07-13T19:11:07Z")
What he means, **peasea** , is that he perused through Cafe Society and didn’t see a thread about The Simpsons until page 6, so he made one that would be on page 1 and then slowly drift back a few. He thought that with many of the boards members being Simpsons fans, that page 6 is WAY too far back to have a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/28 "2002-07-13T21:42:26Z")
We’ll choose the same way they pick the pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickeled egg. Whoever get’s the black egg stays sober tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/29 "2002-07-14T01:17:51Z")
Nobody did the best one. It tastes like burning! ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/30 "2002-07-14T01:18:55Z")
Oh, and this place smells like Otto’s jacket. Not a quote, just an observation. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/31 "2002-07-14T23:31:48Z")
MMMmmm… Simpsons thread… ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/32 "2002-07-15T00:43:13Z")
**I thought the cop was a PROSTITUTE.** ---
**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/33 "2002-07-15T01:49:55Z")
“WELL, it looks like the theif was captured by the man who set out to catch him.”…“How ironic” ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/34 "2002-07-15T06:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darwin’s Finch \* > \*\*I’m a torso! \*\* AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!!! Purple drapes! ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518/35 "2002-07-15T07:13:49Z")
Your outrageous Squishee has made a mockery of our self-serve policy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-simpsons-thread-until-page-6/118518.md?page=1)