# No Smashie???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528 "2002-03-11T07:02:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/1 "2002-03-11T07:02:31Z")

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Even though all of the old smilies are well and good…

I still miss smashie.

Boo hoo.

-Soup

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**Author:** ![SteveSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SteveSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveSteve)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/2 "2002-03-11T10:44:04Z")

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Check out the Pit, there is a thread on this, and smashie can KMA.

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/3 "2002-03-11T11:07:02Z")

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Smashie lives on, but now as a three-exposure emoticon. See below:

-O  
/

NOTE: It helps if you squint. And use you imagination. A lot.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/4 "2002-03-11T13:37:52Z")

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There is a god.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/5 "2002-03-11T13:49:48Z")

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Maybe I should start this in a new thread, but aside from Smashy, what other smilies would you like to see? I would like a skeleton smile, and a MANGRY smiley (“Mangry” = mad + angry, and is a lot more violent that the simple upset angry seen here :mad:). Plus, a blushing smiley that doesn’t look like he’s getting ready to suck some major cock (although I guess that would make some people blush). There’s a whole slew of them I’ve thought of in the past, including a Pirate Smiley. sO, what are your ideas?

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**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/6 "2002-03-11T14:29:40Z")

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What I wanna know is: Why in heaven’s name don’t we have a _good_ smilie like smashie, but we kept a seldom-used smilie like “happy orthodox Jewish smilie”?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/7 "2002-03-11T14:48:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \*  
> \*\*Maybe I should start this in a new thread, but aside from Smashy, what other smilies would you like to see? \*\*

Ambivalent smilie : |

Fishing smilie, for the trolls : ) /`

Extremely well endowed porno star smilie : ) 8==\>

Ramses smilie : ) ]]]]]

Turkey necked bowling ball body smilie : ) \>=O

I must stop now…

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/8 "2002-03-11T21:38:53Z")

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When I saw the “Sushi vs. Sashimi” Thread, I momentarily thought it was about the little hammer-wielding smilie. Not so.

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**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-smashie/97528/9 "2002-03-12T07:18:47Z")

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the nice folks at CR have their hands busy tweaking the new vB code - let’s let them get it all ironed out…

THEN we whine until they get us smashie.
