# No sports  = baby boom in Dec/Jan ,etc.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368 "2020-03-12T21:30:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/1 "2020-03-12T21:30:27Z")

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You heard it here first. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/2 "2020-03-12T21:37:16Z")

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Pr0nhub has extended free premium access to all of Italy.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/3 "2020-03-12T21:54:22Z")

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who on Earth pays for porn? But I drove by a dirty book/video store the other day and there were cars there. I guess they can’t watch it at home?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/4 "2020-03-13T17:26:29Z")

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Stress over losing income. Cabin Fever - two weeks of four walls. Nowhere to go. No sports to watch. Can’t go to the gym to burn off any frustration. Mix in a rainy day so the kids can’t even run around outside. Maybe a lack of decent options to eat &/or running low on TP.

Sadly, but not too surprisingly, I predict the court dockets will be filled with DV/assault cases next month.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/5 "2020-03-13T17:59:33Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> You heard it here first. 🙂

Why no sports in particular? If this is a real thing, I would imagine that the absence of all entertainment/social activities would contribute, not just sports.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/6 "2020-03-13T18:40:55Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Why no sports in particular? If this is a real thing, I would imagine that the absence of all entertainment/social activities would contribute, not just sports.

Surely you’ve seen the meme of the guy sitting on the sofa, looking around the female in sexy lingerie to watch someone ‘bat a slam dunk thru the goalposts’ (that’s two TVs, one with PiP. ;))

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/7 "2020-03-14T12:50:00Z")

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My Y is open but not sure about other local gyms Probably not as crowded. Speaking of courts, NC courts are shutdown for a month.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/8 "2020-03-14T13:00:37Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Stress over losing income. Cabin Fever - two weeks of four walls. Nowhere to go. No sports to watch. Can’t go to the gym to burn off any frustration. Mix in a rainy day so the kids can’t even run around outside. Maybe a lack of decent options to eat &/or running low on TP.

Sounds romantic.

I’m horny already.

🙂

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/9 "2020-03-14T14:58:17Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> You heard it here first. 🙂

Sorry, heard it on Facebook. They will be called “Coronials”.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/10 "2020-03-14T17:19:21Z")

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We’re past that age, so no worries here. Son’s here at home instead of at college, so there’s nothing going on there (we know they’re being careful, since he was actually willing to tell us what methods they’re using).

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/11 "2020-03-15T03:58:25Z")

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Also from Facebook: In 2033 they’ll be Quaranteens  
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**Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-sports-baby-boom-in-dec-jan-etc/849368/12 "2020-03-15T04:21:46Z")

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I suspect that the birth of planned children will nosedive, because parents right now are going to be hesitant to conceive in these times.
