# No Subject **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796 "2003-08-31T11:50:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/21 "2003-09-01T04:46:36Z")
Why does it hurt when you pee? And I do mean you… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/22 "2003-09-01T04:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*there is no spoon \*\* There are some in the dishwasher. Now where is my tea? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/23 "2003-09-01T04:58:34Z")
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**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/24 "2003-09-01T05:01:43Z")
Life is shiny. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/25 "2003-09-01T05:29:52Z")
No subject. No object. No oppressor. No oppressed. No shirt No shoes No service. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/26 "2003-09-01T05:35:09Z")
No phone, no light, no motor car, not a single luxury. ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/27 "2003-09-01T05:41:22Z")
This message has been deleted by . ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/28 "2003-09-01T05:43:15Z")
No way, Jose. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/29 "2003-09-01T05:53:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/30 "2003-09-01T05:57:32Z")
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/31 "2003-09-01T05:57:33Z")
Do not read this sentence. Don’t read this one either. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/32 "2003-09-01T06:01:11Z")
Nothing matters, and what if it did? ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/33 "2003-09-01T06:04:26Z")
THATS IT !!! I’ve had it with all of you… I’m getting my uzi, and at the count of three, you guys are getting it ! ONE… TWO… OOOOOH !!!..COOKIES !!!.. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/34 "2003-09-01T06:07:03Z")
You’re firing cookies? And what does that have to do with nothing? Or does that just have nothing to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/35 "2003-09-01T06:14:39Z")
\ And I’m surfin’ through the SDMB on a Thread With No Name \ ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/36 "2003-09-01T06:15:33Z")
There is a spoon. I poked a badger with it. I’ve now used this joke in two different threads tonight. I feel somehow quite proud. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/37 "2003-09-01T06:19:12Z")
No spoon? No badger? No way!! ---
**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/38 "2003-09-01T06:29:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntnut \* > \*\*THATS IT !!! > I’ve had it with all of you… > I’m getting my uzi, and at the count of three, > you guys are getting it ! > > ONE… > TWO… > OOOOOH !!!..COOKIES !!!.. \*\* Damn. I thought I had cookies disabled. [Cookie Nazi] NO cookies for YOU! [/Cookie Nazi] ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/39 "2003-09-01T06:29:48Z")
I’m still sucking my boobies. :o ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-subject/198796/40 "2003-09-01T06:33:25Z")
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