# No Such Thing as No Bake Cookies!!!!! IDIOT!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341 "2015-03-06T04:43:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/21 "2015-03-06T06:43:30Z")
I think we’ve met the sock of **The Second Stone.** Same M.O. Inappropriate levels of outrage given the context. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/22 "2015-03-06T06:48:21Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I think we’ve met the sock of **The Second Stone.** Same M.O. Inappropriate levels of outrage given the context. Don’t carry your shit from one thread to another, you’ll get it all over everything. And don’t accuse another poster of sock puppetry, even in the Pit. I think the OP is hilarious, and yes, I thought it was someone parodying me. Cuz’ everything is about me. Clearly the OP has never made cookies, because toll house cookies are almost as good unbaked as they are baked. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/23 "2015-03-06T07:34:30Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > I think the OP is hilarious, and yes, I thought it was someone parodying me. Cuz’ everything is about me. Well, you do have a special way of going nuclear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/24 "2015-03-06T08:05:45Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Where do you get the connection between no-bake cookies and hippies / vegans / health nuts? I don’t think they’re related. Well, I do love to get baked and eat a bunch of no-bake cookies. That could be mistaken for hippie behavior. ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/25 "2015-03-06T10:34:49Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > That’s good enough for me. Yeah, sign me up for the newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/26 "2015-03-06T11:21:45Z")
Great Username / Thread title combo. Almost as if… nah, I’m reading too much into things. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/27 "2015-03-06T12:14:44Z")
I have a delicious recipe for no-bake cookies, if anybody wants it. The ingredients are indeed peanut butter and oats - plus sugar, cocoa, vanilla, salt and maybe one or two other ingredients I’m forgetting. They are sublime. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/28 "2015-03-06T12:19:33Z")
I’ve never heard of a no-bake cookie. How do they work? They sound sad. The best part of cookies is eating them when they’re warm and fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/29 "2015-03-06T12:30:41Z")
> [@NoBakeNonsense](#): > > GOODBYE!!! I never even had a chance to say hello. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/30 "2015-03-06T12:58:08Z")
no-bakes are awesome. Yes they’re a cookie. No, they aren’t cooked. I don’t care. I want one. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/31 "2015-03-06T13:01:14Z")
Deep fried cookies are properly no-bake, verdad? ---
**Author:** ![txobbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e8c25b/32.png) [@txobbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/txobbin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/32 "2015-03-06T13:04:25Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > One of my favorite [no bake cookies](http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/chocolate-peanut-butter-no-bake-cookies-recipe.html) is basically a fudge recipe. Stir in some peanut butter and oatmeal to the hot fudge mixture. Then scoop out spoonfuls and let cool. > > No oven involved. Adding shredded coconut (1/2 to 1 cup, personal preference) makes these awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/33 "2015-03-06T13:12:30Z")
Pass the raw cookie dough. I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/34 "2015-03-06T13:29:51Z")
Driveby. Register with a one-off name, post a screed, disappear. How utterly invaluable for the community. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/35 "2015-03-06T13:32:16Z")
According to the Cookie Monster himself, cookie dough is dessert sushi. (Although it should be dessert sashimi, since [as far as I know] sushi is all about the rice.) ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/36 "2015-03-06T13:51:57Z")
Huh. I’ve been eating no-bake cookies since my mom made them in what, the 90’s? I guess she missed the notice that it was gluten/hippie/vegan thing. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/37 "2015-03-06T13:56:02Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > Huh. I’ve been eating no-bake cookies since my mom made them in what, the 90’s? I guess she missed the notice that it was gluten/hippie/vegan thing. That’s it. I’m going to go home and make some 90% Gluten mixed with veal and Fois Gras NO BAKE COOKIES!!! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/38 "2015-03-06T13:57:24Z")
Actually, I loved the OP! Rarely do we get such a frothy thread over a no bake cookie! That was enteraining. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/39 "2015-03-06T14:00:59Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > Huh. I’ve been eating no-bake cookies since my mom made them in what, the 90’s? I guess she missed the notice that it was gluten/hippie/vegan thing. Your mom was a hippie. Accept it. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341/40 "2015-03-06T14:19:33Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > That’s it. I’m going to go home and make some 90% Gluten mixed with veal and Fois Gras NO BAKE COOKIES!!! I’ll bring the bacon and champagne. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-such-thing-as-no-bake-cookies-idiot/714341.md?page=3)