# "No Third Date Please" - advice?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-third-date-please-advice/116780
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 1, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-third-date-please-advice/116780 "2002-07-01T04:02:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-third-date-please-advice/116780/21 "2002-07-01T21:35:41Z")
'Course, you could have her over on the 4th, and as soon as you’re all settled in, reach into your jacket: “I like you a lot, and I believe that this copy of _The Watchtower_ will answer many of your questions about life and provides a blueprint for happiness…”
Remember to wear earplugs so you aren’t deafened by the sonic boom of her high-velocity departure.
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### Author:  [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-third-date-please-advice/116780/22 "2002-07-01T22:27:03Z")
Uhm, **ianzin** , granted I’m not a typical woman, but I would and have gone through with the date. After that, I’ll kept my distance and, if that doesn’t work, tell the gentleman in question I’m not interested, but I will go through with the date. Of course, there was one time I walked out middate (after initial activity, before dinner), but that was because I didn’t want the fellow to waste any more of his money, and besides, none of the men on this board would commit his particular sin – no conversation.
CJ
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