# No thread on Trump and golden showers? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850 "2017-01-11T02:41:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/21 "2017-01-11T14:51:08Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Well, Trump _does_ have an obsession with gold colored things. I guess regular showers just aren’t good enough for him. Goes toward explaining his hair color though. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/22 "2017-01-11T14:55:18Z")
Hope is usually enough. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/23 "2017-01-11T14:59:28Z")
I am proud to say that I birthed the hashtag #PeekiLeaks on Twitter. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/24 "2017-01-11T15:00:44Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > The SDMB: The Most Gullible Skeptics on the Internet. > > Regards, > Shodan Yeah, the enthusiasm bothers me, but Trump’s fandom of Russia is so bizarre (as well as his disdain for facts) that nothing would surprise me. If there’s fire behind the smoke, it might not come out without a big goofy public hubbub. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/25 "2017-01-11T15:05:10Z")
> [@Leaked report of Russian blackmail of Trump](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-report-of-russian-blackmail-of-trump/776846/72): > > Have we still not learned anything from the Republicans? > > Run with this story as hard as you can. If evidence comes out later demonstrating it’s conclusively false, _keep running with it._ Bring it up constantly. Use it as a rebuttal to everything, regardless of how absurdly out of context. Hold hearings on it. Lots of hearings, over and over and over. Doesn’t matter if they all reach exactly the same conclusion. It’s not the answer that matters, it’s the show. > > That’s how you win elections in this country. Truth? Truth is for losers. Literally. A person who says these things should not be a moderator on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/26 "2017-01-11T15:10:16Z")
I think that maybe Robert Reich’s alleging that Trump may owe million to, and therefore be in the pockets of, several Russian oligarchs should worry you people a bit more than his sexual escapades in Russia. Really. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/27 "2017-01-11T15:12:55Z")
> [@Grumman](#): > > A person who says these things should not be a moderator on the SDMB. You should report him! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/28 "2017-01-11T15:15:58Z")
> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#): > > I think that maybe Robert Reich’s alleging that Trump may owe million to, and therefore be in the pockets of, several Russian oligarchs should worry you people a bit more than his sexual escapades in Russia. Really. Actual discussions are in the “Elections” forums, this Pit thread gives a golden opportunity for endless streams of snark. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/29 "2017-01-11T15:27:52Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > The Trump supporters who don’t reject this as “fake news” will just hand-wave it away. > > Russian prostitutes? > > Well, the culture is different over there. Prostitution is probably legal there. Everyone probably does it. Trump was just respecting another culture’s customs. > > Even if it’s not legal, it was still consensual. And Melania probably signed-off on the whole thing because she understands the pressures he’s under. She’s classy like that. Not like that ball-busting gorilla Michelle. > > True, it’s kind of messed up. But at least he was supporting their economy. Those poor whores need every ruble they can get. Trump was just doing his part to make Russia great again, like a patriotic American should. > > Urine is gross, sure. But it’s sterile! A golden shower never hurt anyone. > > And most importantly, this happened in the past. Doesn’t matter if it happened a few months ago or a few years ago. The past is the past. I’m sure Jesus has already delivered Trump from this harmless vice, just like he’s done with all his other problems. Trump doesn’t even have to apologize because I already know his heart. He’s a good man, unlike that ISIS-lovin’ Obama. > > And let’s not forget about that harlot Hillary in all of this. She was having a lesbian golden shower party with illegal aliens when Bengazi was going down, but you don’t hear the lamestream media talking about that, do you? You’re terrifyingly good at fake Trumpologist-speak. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/30 "2017-01-11T15:28:47Z")
> [@Grumman](#): > > A person who says these things should not be a moderator on the SDMB. Maybe but you know what? A guy who hounded our president for YEARS claiming he was a Muslim Kenyan shouldn’t be president. Too fucking bad though right? ---
**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/31 "2017-01-11T15:34:07Z")
It turns out that Trump is a goldwater republican after all. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/32 "2017-01-11T15:43:33Z")
> [@Grumman](#): > > A person who says these things should not be a moderator on the SDMB. For mocking Republican strategy in the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/33 "2017-01-11T15:49:50Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > There’s an old joke about the wily Commies getting footage of a young, handsome US President banging away at three women. When they show it to him, he asks for a copy “…because the folks at home will be \*so \*impressed.” > > That used to be funny. I don’'t know what came first but there was a beverly hillbillies episode where they tried to blackmail uncle jed with pictures of a girl trying to sit on his lap while he was standing up. They said if he didn’t buy the pics they would appear in the paper the next day, and he said he would just wait and buy the paper. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/34 "2017-01-11T15:51:45Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > For mocking Republican strategy in the Pit? For hurting his delicate right minded sensibilities. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/35 "2017-01-11T15:57:28Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > The Trump supporters who don’t reject this as “fake news” will just hand-wave it away. > > Russian prostitutes? > > Well, the culture is different over there. Prostitution is probably legal there. Everyone probably does it. Trump was just respecting another culture’s customs. > > Even if it’s not legal, it was still consensual. And Melania probably signed-off on the whole thing because she understands the pressures he’s under. She’s classy like that. Not like that ball-busting gorilla Michelle. > > True, it’s kind of messed up. But at least he was supporting their economy. Those poor whores need every ruble they can get. Trump was just doing his part to make Russia great again, like a patriotic American should. > > Urine is gross, sure. But it’s sterile! A golden shower never hurt anyone. > > And most importantly, this happened in the past. Doesn’t matter if it happened a few months ago or a few years ago. The past is the past. I’m sure Jesus has already delivered Trump from this harmless vice, just like he’s done with all his other problems. Trump doesn’t even have to apologize because I already know his heart. He’s a good man, unlike that ISIS-lovin’ Obama. > > And let’s not forget about that harlot Hillary in all of this. She was having a lesbian golden shower party with illegal aliens when Bengazi was going down, but you don’t hear the lamestream media talking about that, do you? That’s about right except you forgot to mention party over country for the Republicans. Some appropriate music: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/p-yRu5jbt3Y/hqdefault.jpg "FRANK ZAPPA -- DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW AND NANOOK RUBS IT") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-yRu5jbt3Y) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/36 "2017-01-11T15:58:51Z")
Well this is entirely appropriate. I’ve said before that Trump could piss on his supporters and they’d not only think it was raining, but they’d crow about how Trump was so classy that he pissed gold. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/37 "2017-01-11T16:07:24Z")
Hillary tried to warn us about his trickle down economics. And he did tell us that he would bring back “a lot worse than waterboarding”. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/38 "2017-01-11T16:11:56Z")
[The very definition of fake news.](http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/39 "2017-01-11T16:14:18Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > It isn’t going to matter. The non-gullible among us already know he’s garbage, this is just one more thing to toss on the heap. Trump will deny it, comedians will make fun of it, his supporters will spout the usual round of cognitive dissonance that passes for excuses and ignore it. No cognitive dissonance required. If the rumor is correct, Trump had hookers piss on a bed _used by the Obamas_, and Trump’s supporters probably consider that a clever “diss” of the Kenyan Muslim usurper. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/40 "2017-01-11T16:15:54Z")
Urine for 4 years of this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850.md?page=3)