# No thread on Trump and golden showers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 11, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850 "2017-01-11T02:41:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/41 "2017-01-11T16:17:49Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> [The very definition of fake news.](http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax)

As much as I dislike Trump, and would like the story to be true, I was skeptical when I saw the claim in passing last night. I am sure Trump suffers from [Narcissistic Personality Disorder](http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568), and I don’t think he would allow such a humiliating act as being urinated upon.

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**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/42 "2017-01-11T16:18:11Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Hillary tried to warn us about his trickle down economics.
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> And he did tell us that he would bring back “a lot worse than waterboarding”.

haha thanx!!! reminds me of that book Yellow River by I.P. Daily was it?😃

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/43 "2017-01-11T16:19:54Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> [The very definition of fake news.](http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax)

> **[4Chan Claim About Inventing Trump Pissgate Report Is Complete Bullshit \[Update\]](https://gizmodo.com/4chan-idiots-claim-they-invented-the-trump-piss-report-1791067589)**
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> Yesterday evening Buzzfeed published an incendiary document alluded to in an earlier CNN scoop. The 35-page report, supposedly written by an

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/44 "2017-01-11T16:22:41Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I am sure Trump suffers from [Narcissistic Personality Disorder](http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568), and I don’t think he would allow such a humiliating act as being urinated upon.

My theory: he knows damn well that was born on third base and didn’t hit a triple. Deep down, he knows he’s a dumb shit and doesn’t care about learning a thing. He knows he’s totally unqualified to be president and that his business successes were all based on fraud and cheating. These are repressed bits of knowledge. So to punish that part of his mind that knows this, he lets girls pee on his face.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/45 "2017-01-11T16:26:32Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> [The very definition of fake news.](http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax)

Why would anyone place any trust in THIS? Some guy on 4chan says “oh, yeah, I made it up and planted it” without any supporting evidence he did. Then there a reference to an anonymous person saying in October “I convinced Rick Wilson something was true that isn’t.” He doesn’t say what it is, though.

It means nothing at all.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/46 "2017-01-11T16:37:59Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> [4Chan Claim About Inventing Trump Pissgate Report Is Complete Bullshit [Update]](http://gizmodo.com/4chan-idiots-claim-they-invented-the-trump-piss-report-1791067589)

So the announcement that it’s a fake news report is fake news? Never ending cycle! AAAAAHHH!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/47 "2017-01-11T16:44:47Z")

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> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#):
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> It turns out that Trump is a goldwater republican after all.

FTW

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/48 "2017-01-11T16:51:59Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Why would anyone place any trust in THIS? Some guy on 4chan says “oh, yeah, I made it up and planted it” without any supporting evidence he did.

This. 4chan is obviously fake news. Trump absolutely hires prostitutes to pee on every single bed in every one of his hotels and every hotel he has ever stayed at because he is so evil.

And I’m on Millers side. Even if it’s not true you are not a good human being if you don’t keep lying about it.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/49 "2017-01-11T16:55:52Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Then there a reference to an anonymous person saying in October “I convinced Rick Wilson something was true that isn’t.” He doesn’t say what it is, though.

And Rick Wilson specifically said that he wasn’t the source.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/50 "2017-01-11T17:00:22Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> As much as I dislike Trump, and would like the story to be true, I was skeptical when I saw the claim in passing last night. I am sure Trump suffers from [Narcissistic Personality Disorder](http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568), and I don’t think he would allow such a humiliating act as being urinated upon.

How do you know it’s humiliating to him?

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/51 "2017-01-11T17:07:38Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> As much as I dislike Trump, and would like the story to be true, I was skeptical when I saw the claim in passing last night. I am sure Trump suffers from [Narcissistic Personality Disorder](http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20025568), and I don’t think he would allow such a humiliating act as being urinated upon.

The allegation is that he watched women urinate on each other, which sounds EXACTLY like something he’d be in to. We can only assume he paid extra for one of them to be an Ivanka lookalike.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/52 "2017-01-11T17:09:35Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> How do you know it’s humiliating to him?

It’s my non-professional assessment. People with NPD have an exaggerated sense of self-importance. They like to be in positions of power. In my mind, willingly being urinated upon, or being defecated upon, is an acceptance of subservience. I don’t believe a narcissist would willingly put himself in a position of subservience.

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> The allegation is that he watched women urinate on each other, which sounds EXACTLY like something he’d be in to. We can only assume he paid extra for one of them to be an Ivanka lookalike.

Ah. I didn’t read the allegations, since on its face, ‘Trump hires hookers for golden showers’ seems improbable.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/53 "2017-01-11T18:02:47Z")

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It was all a misunderstanding. He told the Russian prostitute “You’re an eight”.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/54 "2017-01-11T18:05:42Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> It was all a misunderstanding. He told the Russian prostitute “You’re an eight”.

Oh, **Bob**. **Bob** , **Bob** , **Bob** , **Bob** , **Bob**. :rolleyes:  
Marry me. 😉

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/55 "2017-01-11T18:31:02Z")

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Bra.  
vo.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/56 "2017-01-11T19:19:41Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Ah. I didn’t read the allegations, since on its face, ‘Trump hires hookers for golden showers’ seems improbable.

Hired them and then didn’t _pay them_ afterward, on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/57 "2017-01-11T19:26:08Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Hired them and then didn’t _pay them_ afterward, on the other hand…

He told them to send the bill to Mexico.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/58 "2017-01-11T19:29:05Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> It was all a misunderstanding. He told the Russian prostitute “You’re an eight”.

\<hands Bob certificate for one (1) internet\>

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/59 "2017-01-11T19:31:21Z")

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Or he hired them so that he could piss on them. Makes sense. He gets to piss on/in the bed, whatever, and he gets to piss on women literally, not metaphorically like he usually does.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-thread-on-trump-and-golden-showers/776850/60 "2017-01-11T19:42:51Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> It isn’t going to matter. The non-gullible among us already know he’s garbage, this is just one more thing to toss on the heap.

So someone whose sexual tastes differ from your own is “garbage”. Interesting position for a liberal to take. I assume you apply it to either heterosexuals or homosexuals, depending which way you swing. Yes?

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